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Eminem Best Posts: I love Eminem's dark humour

  1. SleepyGhost
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    Feb 6, 2018
    "And I don't have herpes, my d-ck's just itchin'
    It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS-infested
    I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested"

    "I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful
    I like birds, bees, I like people
    I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
    Like when my teacher s----d my wee-wee in ___"
     
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  2. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Feb 6, 2018
    I tried suicide once and ill try it again that's why I write songs where I die in the end
    :mjcry:
     
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  3. deluxe wife
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    deluxe wife sun setting

    Feb 6, 2018
    Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
     
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  4. The Real Slim Shady
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    The Real Slim Shady

    Feb 6, 2018
    ‘Shut up, give me your hands and feet! I said shut up when I’m talking to you. You hear me? Answer me!!’

    Always loved the crazy unstable lines lol.
     
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  5. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Feb 6, 2018
    Top 5 eminem song
     
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  6. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Feb 7, 2018
    Friends is an all time GOAT sitcom stfu
     
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  7. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Feb 6, 2018
    hold the phone thats not from revival :what22:
     
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  8. SleepyGhost
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    Feb 6, 2018
    The 2nd little verse :dead:
     
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