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  1. reesey
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    Dec 31, 2017
    Doesn't Skylar Grey's face always look distraught
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    I think I know why Eminem always has trouble on dates, they run away after escaping getting trapped in his sex dungeon, and if they're trapped, they're r---d and forced to make s-----y pop hooks
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    I came up with this theory after seeing those s-----y nudes, a--- flatter than a piece of paper, looking like a manager at fast food restaurant, anyways long story short, Lil Pump is Eminem
     
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  2. reesey
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    Dec 31, 2017
    I'm being serious, here's a pic of Paul beating his meat to the pics Em sent him
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Dec 31, 2017
    Skylar just performed on New Years countdown

    She's more relevant than Eminem in 2017
     
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  4. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

    Dec 31, 2017
    skylar one of those skyrim sex slaves
     
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  5. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

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  6. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

    Dec 31, 2017
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    I’d give her the D! Big time!

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  7. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

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    sex slave
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