Eminem Best Posts: Revival Make your own Paul/Berman/Keniff Skit Thread

  1. Street Prophet
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    Dec 14, 2017
    Em: (Faintly) "He in there? Thanks"

    Door creaks

    Em: "Hey Steve how's it going man!"

    Steve: "Emin-f---ing-em. Where the f--- has your sorry washed up a--- been. "

    Em: "wait what"

    Steve: "You really are something eh... pulling this s--- not once but f---ing twice in your career? 4 years? maybe that s--- flew in 2009 when people still cared who you were, but your old s--- now, nobody cares about Eminem unless your planning on making Smack That 2."

    Em: "Yo steve hold on man, I know i've been gone but I came back with a new album... hoping we could sell it... Paul seems to like it"

    Steve: "Oh thats great man, Paul's old a--- likes it. I got a meeting in 5 with Lil Birds Nest so just put this s--- on my desk and get the f--- out, NOW."
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    Dec 14, 2017
    Em this is Paul I just listened to the album and honestly i have no f---ing clue what's going on, are you drinking again? I don't even f---ing know how we're gonna sell this record, the singles are trash , look just call me as soon as you can please and for the love of god if I see rick in the studio again I'm swinging on that MFer
     
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