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  1. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Nov 13, 2017
    My dealer saw my d-ck. I was waiting to buy valiums off him and was on my phone. Then he pulls up and I get in his car and somehow with the phone unlocked I must've opened up a photo of my d-ck on my phone. I still had my phone in my hand and I saw him glance but didn't think much of it. Then when I looked at my phone it had my c--- in full view and I closed it and gave him the money all casual. I'm not sure if he thinks it's my d-ck or I have a picture of someone else's d-ck on my phone and I'm not sure which one is worse


    Speaking of having someone else's d-ck on your phone, I still have TPK's weird looking prick saved so I'm glad it didn't open on that at least
     
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  2. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 15, 2017
    :westbrook2:
     
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  3. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 13, 2017
    I've legit hopped into a stangers car.

    It was at night time so it was dark, I was waiting for a mate to pick me up but some other car was on to top of my drive way, I thought maybe one of our other teammates whos car I havent seen before might have picked us up... Nope it was a pretty hot girl.

    Hopped in, sat down, stood there trying to process what just happened, hopped out without saying a word....
     
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  4. Rebel★Che
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

    Nov 13, 2017
    -thought a guy was cute at work, found out he was way younger than me and now I sit watching my non-single co-worker flirt with him. She asked him was he a virgin.

    -my ex is still friends with people of my family, we aren't friendly and I had to walk past him after a baby shower and it was dead silent and I felt his glare on me

    -my younger brother showed me Sonic the Hedgehog p--- our then step-brother was watching on his tablet...


    ......I got plenty......
     
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  5. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 18, 2017
    Reminds me of a story that's kinda off-topic but I'ma tell it anyway.

    Once when I was in high school I was drinking at a park with a few of my friends. It was like 12-1 AM and we had all finished our beers and were thinking about heading home. We all went our separate ways and I started walking (I lived about a mile away from the park), and not too long after a car pulled up to me and an attractive woman who was probably around 20-25 years old asked me if I wanted a ride. I was pretty f----- up but coherent (I'd drank a six pack of tall cans and one of those fat 24 oz cans of Fosters cuz I was in high school and thought they looked cool), but as a drunk 16-year-old I said yes because when you're 16 you do anything for attention from an attractive woman (especially an older one).

    I got in and buckled my seatbelt and we started talking. I can't really remember what about but she seemed kinda odd and I started regretting my decision cuz I began to realize she was pretty drunk too. I was giving her directions to my house and as we got to this big hill (like four or five blocks straight downhill) I directed her down it, then she reached over and unbuckled my seatbelt and said "NO SEATBELTS" and then hit the gas hard. She must have been going 60 in a residential neighborhood I swear, I thought I was gonna die. Luckily my house was just a few blocks after the hill. She let me out and said "now I know where you live" and sped off. I never saw her again.
     
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  6. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 15, 2017
    Did it feel good tho?
     
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  7. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 15, 2017
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  8. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 15, 2017
    Should've showed your trademark Jakey charm and sealed the deal with this anonymous chick. :wow2:
     
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  9. 83837477
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    83837477 Test Account

    Nov 15, 2017
    Idk man, being molested by my grandfather was sorta weird
     
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