Eminem Best Posts: ems best bars from his battle days?

  1. Big Dangerous
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    Oct 17, 2017
    Easily his best battle rap lines:

    "I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful with you
    I'll let a razor slit you, 'til they have to staple-stitch you
    And everybody in this f---in' place'll miss you
    If you try to turn my facial tissue to a racial issue
    Nobody's hearin' you, you're a wack liar
    d---! All your white jokes just backfired"
     
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  2. Jacobtttd
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    Oct 17, 2017
    I would have to go with
    “my face is pale, but you look like you seen a ghost”
    or
    “You couldn’t make this crowd through up their hands if they swallowed their fingers”
     
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  3. Disorderly Progress
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    Disorderly Progress What's cookin?

    Oct 18, 2017
    The two you mentioned are dope as s---.

    His Infinite puns are actually great. He was better than than he was in 2010, 11, 12... Probably up until some of MMLP2 and post s---, but can still come out with some rough stuff.

    But them Infinite puns...

    "I'll run your brain around the block to jog your f---ing memory"

    "I stop the alphabet at s and got it down to a T"

    "I shout with a slang simple as ABCs, skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease"

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    From actual battles though...

    "I'm bout to make this mic short circuit
    This beat is wack as f---... this s--- fits you perfect"

    Was very dope.

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    Have noticed that with all of Em's various styles... it affects his writing quality too. I don't actually believe it's an ability thing or his lifestyle or anything, but depending on the style - changes how he phrases things and that affects the type of line that he writes which can be amazing or wack.

    Like for example with this new style, the Campaign Speech s---, some of the stuff is coming off weak because he's writing all backwards and inside out because he's trying to sound like this weird literal smart-a--- and it results in these kinda Canibus type worded lines.

    Whereas the 97-99 SSLP era style... due to the type of delivery and vibe he came with, it led to a more a casual and blunt type of writing, leading to just fire coming out of his chops.
     
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  4. cz1nonly
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    Oct 18, 2017
    "I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful with you
    I'll let a razor slit you til they have to staple stitch you
    And everybody in this f---in place will miss you
    If you try to turn my facial tissue into a racial issue" - dope
     
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  5. Kornasty
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    Oct 17, 2017
    k--- a dozen rappers when I'm buzzin, guzzlin, beat your a--- like a jealous husband

    You couldn't get the tape of the day take him away I ripped him like a papermache

    I heard you rap before you ain't about s--- this whole battle is mismatched like your outfit

    Lots of good lines in this s---

     
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  6. eddiewilpan
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    Oct 21, 2017
    I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse than
    So when Slim gets this M-16 burstin'
    You gettin' spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin'
    On the B-side of my first single with the clean version
    Stoppin' your short life while you're still a teen virgin
    Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon
    In the best hospital possible for emergency surgery
    To try to stop the blood from your ruptured sternum internally
    I'll take it back before we knew each other's name
    Run in a ultrasound and snatch you out your mother's frame
    I'll take it further back than that
    Back to Lovers' lane, to the night you were thought of, and
    c----block your father's game
     
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  7. SleepyGhost
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    Oct 19, 2017
    LMAO. Dissing the beat maker and the rapper :dead:
     
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  8. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

    Oct 18, 2017
    What you need to do is work on your freestyle before you come up missing like snoop dogs police files.

    :currydead:
     
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  9. sheldon
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    Oct 17, 2017
    he had a line that was like "this battle is mismatched like your outfit"

    s--- was hard as bricks tbh
     
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