Best Posts: Terrible Rap Cliches

  1. The Box
    Posts: 715
    Likes: 834
    Joined: May 30, 2017

    Sep 25, 2017
    [​IMG]
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  2. hustleandcuss
    Posts: 1,128
    Likes: 2,184
    Joined: Mar 27, 2017

    hustleandcuss suck my robot d*ck

    Sep 25, 2017
    "I f----- your bish" - yall all date the same three women so... yeah, so did everybody else, move along.
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  3. Michael Myers
    Posts: 46,502
    Likes: 94,466
    Joined: Feb 28, 2011

    Michael Myers Moderator

    Sep 25, 2017
    The poster yeah
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  4. Michael Myers
    Posts: 46,502
    Likes: 94,466
    Joined: Feb 28, 2011

    Michael Myers Moderator

    Sep 25, 2017
    - Flow like water
    - repeating the last word at the end of the sentence (quavo etc)
    - skrt skrt or other r-----ed noises
    - songs about imaginary relationships
    - talk about how much p---- you get
    - name dropping for no reason
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  5. 1999
    Posts: 16,157
    Likes: 33,318
    Joined: Dec 15, 2016

    Sep 25, 2017
    It's 2017, its time to stop with the ''Balling like ___ '' lines

    Also stop talking about having a pot to piss in and rhyming bs with 'pulpit' what the f--- is a pulpit.
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  6. volvo
    Posts: 266
    Likes: 296
    Joined: May 31, 2017

    Sep 25, 2017
    What makes prime Eminem impressive isn't the rhyming itself, it's more about how much he can rhyme without compromising the brilliantly stringed lines that just naturally connect to each other. The reason his flow became choppy as soon as he realized he could get praise for simply rhyming intricately is that he stopped caring about everything else. Back in 1999-2002, he didn't care if you caught his rhymes or not. He'd just challenge himself with rhymes on a personal level while ensuring his music sounded good and wasn't lyrical garbage.
     
    Ordinary Joel, asvdawg, 1999 and 2 others like this.
    Mar 3, 2026
  7. 1999
    Posts: 16,157
    Likes: 33,318
    Joined: Dec 15, 2016

    Sep 25, 2017
    The biggest rapper on earth grew up wealthy and released Started From The Bottom, if that doesnt tell you something idk what does
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  8. 1999
    Posts: 16,157
    Likes: 33,318
    Joined: Dec 15, 2016

    Sep 25, 2017
    :delicioso:
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  9. Michael Myers
    Posts: 46,502
    Likes: 94,466
    Joined: Feb 28, 2011

    Michael Myers Moderator

    Sep 25, 2017
    Ur on fire with the threads btw tyler
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  10. volvo
    Posts: 266
    Likes: 296
    Joined: May 31, 2017

    Sep 25, 2017
    This isn't impressive rhyming either... Semi-intelligent stans like to act like this is justified by the fact the rhyming is intricate, but intricate rhyme schemes with no substance aren't that challenging.
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  11. 1999
    Posts: 16,157
    Likes: 33,318
    Joined: Dec 15, 2016

    Sep 25, 2017
    balling like im steph curry
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  12. 1999
    Posts: 16,157
    Likes: 33,318
    Joined: Dec 15, 2016

    Sep 25, 2017
    Calling out Lil Yachty is starting to become a terrible cliche like he doesn't make good music sure but you're 30, get a life.
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  13. The Gooch
    Posts: 3,698
    Likes: 8,542
    Joined: Dec 15, 2015
    Location: Hillbillyville, NC

    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 25, 2017
    the appropriation of asian culture by rappers like uzi and lupe
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  14. The Gooch
    Posts: 3,698
    Likes: 8,542
    Joined: Dec 15, 2015
    Location: Hillbillyville, NC

    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 25, 2017
    you just mad you aint stunting
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  15. jmillithauglybasedgod
    Posts: 5,102
    Likes: 7,743
    Joined: Feb 26, 2017

    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Sep 25, 2017
    MFers talking about how icy their wrists and necks are, still calling women b------s/hos/sluts, Draco, having sex with everyone else's girl, SKRRRT, SKRRRRT, etc.
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  16. The Gooch
    Posts: 3,698
    Likes: 8,542
    Joined: Dec 15, 2015
    Location: Hillbillyville, NC

    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 25, 2017
    sad druggy white boy rap not named mac miller
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  17. Michael Myers
    Posts: 46,502
    Likes: 94,466
    Joined: Feb 28, 2011

    Michael Myers Moderator

    Sep 25, 2017
    Where should I start lol
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  18. aquaberryares
    Posts: 7,473
    Likes: 23,605
    Joined: Dec 23, 2014

    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Sep 26, 2017
    I can vouch for s80 Cole sxn. Couple real n----s in there who will outfart u if provoqued
     
    Mar 3, 2026
  19. Michael Myers
    Posts: 46,502
    Likes: 94,466
    Joined: Feb 28, 2011

    Michael Myers Moderator

    Sep 25, 2017
    He was great when he told personal stories and didn't care what people wanted and not act like a serial killer or make corny love/hate songs to fit in

    Deja Vu is a perfect example same as GTC
     
    3
    1999, Big Dangerous and volvo like this.
    3
    1999, Big Dangerous and volvo like this.
    Mar 3, 2026
  20. YiT
    Posts: 2,656
    Likes: 3,519
    Joined: Jan 18, 2015

    YiT Kornrow Kenny

    Sep 25, 2017
    agreed... most white rappers try to hide their identity and where they come from and be something they're not... or they're just corny frat party rappers
     
    Caine, jmillithauglybasedgod and 1999 like this.
    Mar 3, 2026