Serious Best Posts: Florida governor declares state of emergency over Hurricane Irma

  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 5, 2017
    @Ben dont listen to these guys, become a martyr for SXN80 and die shitposting. an hounourable death that will immortalize you online forever
     
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  2. Xmipod
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    Sep 5, 2017
    You can come stay with me
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  3. Kon
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    Kon

    Sep 7, 2017
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  4. JMG
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    JMG

    Sep 8, 2017
    No, cocaine and alcohol is just expensive
     
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  5. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Sep 5, 2017
    Stay safe dude. Get the h--- out of there if they start evacuating. Don't be one of those people that try to ride it out.
     
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  6. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 8, 2017
    d---. I started a chain status on facebook and one share = 1 prayer, so you should be good
     
    Jun 22, 2025
  7. Howie
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    Location: Florida

    Sep 5, 2017
    It's actually the complete opposite. You were probably someone who never prepped at all, so looked at everyone else like they panicked because nothing happened. I was the same way but this storm just feels different. In reality, some basic prep is smart, but most do nothing. Tampa has known it will be devastated by a category 3, yet has never done the necessary infrastructure upgrades. If this hits, it will be worse than Katrina and probably worse than Houston. Meanwhile Trump is trying to cut $667M from FEMA. Good luck with that.
     
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  8. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 5, 2017
    im on the third floor of a building in the middle of nature preserve a tsunami would have to come thru jacksonville to get me wet
     
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  9. FLORIDA MAN
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    Sep 8, 2017
    Somebody mention the Eminem section so they can line up and spit on jmg before he dies.
     
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  10. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 7, 2017
    karma is a b----
     
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  11. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 6, 2017
    Yeah it's supposed to hit the east coast of Florida. But Hurricane Worm came through Tampa and Clearwater a few weeks ago. Left Ybor City devastated as well as with a sunburn and a hangover
     
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  12. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Sep 5, 2017
    b---- didn't u just leave houston? f--- u, quit bringing hurricanes around wit u. Tell me if u come to houston again so I can fight u irl
     
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  13. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 5, 2017
    some of family lives in houston (harvey)
    some of family lives in portland (wild fires)
    and i live in florida (irma)

    being a s--- couple weeks boys
     
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  14. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Sep 5, 2017
    Stay safe for those who are down there. Bad time right now with Harvey just hitting and the closet wildfires to people in Cali going on.
     
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  15. Xmipod
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    Sep 5, 2017
    Then I hope so

    (Jk, stay safe fam)

    Its not 100% where it will hit but it looks like its heading up the east coast. Keep an eye on the news and be prepared to move inland. I'll most likely be right behind you
     
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  16. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 5, 2017
    yup
     
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