Eminem Eminem's most funniest song ever?

Started by Hard Klyntar, Jun 28, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Hard Klyntar
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    Jun 28, 2017
    I think this is his funniest

    like this song is straight parody, first we have a beat that sounds like it was composed by an anorexic, drugged out crackhead
    those hilarious random burps and s--- noises,
    then these lyrics
    Hickory dickory {Dirk Diggler} look at me {work} wizardry
    With these words - am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?
    Or {chiga chigga chig chig jer chig jer} jerkin' the chain
    22 jerks in a jerk circle, or is it a circle jerk?
    Wait a minute, what am I sayin? Allow me to run it back
    And rewind it {blblblblblblblb well} let me ask you again
    Am I just jerkin your chain, am I berserk or insane?
    LMAO that blblblblbllb part sounds like he was garggling some c-m in his mouth :srsguy::dead:

    then these lyrics
    Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest
    And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
    All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
    It's 1-800-I'm-A-d-ck-Sucker, I love to s--- a d-ck

    And if someone picks up you can talk all the s--- you want about me
    Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key

    And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day
    That I fall out with Dre, wake up gay, and make up with Ray
    (hey!)
    So f--- a chicken, lick a chicken, s--- a chicken, beat a chicken
    Eat a chicken like it's a big c---, ba-ca-BA-KAWK!
    Or s--- a d-ck, and lick a d-ck, and eat a d-ck, and stick a d-ck
    In your mouth, I'm done you can f--- off, f--ka-f----OFF!
    those "s--- a d-ck" pronounciations while typing buttons on a phone and chicken lines lmaooooooooooooo
    this song is straight parody how drugged out you have to be to record this let alone release it out in public
     
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  2. VR46
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    VR46 Kamikaze

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    rain man
     
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  3. Mikey
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    Jun 28, 2017
    maybe it was funny when I was 14.
     
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  4. Hard Klyntar
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    nice one that one is hilarious as well LMAO
     
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  5. Rebeliant
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    Jun 28, 2017
     
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    KWO That dude with the cancelled show avi

    Jun 28, 2017
    Can-I-b---- never fails to amuse me. It really gives the impression that he's putting in the bare minimum to respond.

    The Dre ad-lib that's just Em impersonating him :dead:
     
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    VR46 Kamikaze

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    2nd verse tho
     
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  8. Hard Klyntar
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    lmao good song
     
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  9. Hard Klyntar
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    :cam2:
    :dead:
     
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  10. UofLCard
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    UofLCard MCMXC

    Jun 28, 2017
    Canibitch and Till h--- Freezes Over. I think My First Single is WOAT.

    The thread title is redundant, not that it makes much difference.
     
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  11. Hard Klyntar
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    my first single is so bad that it's good tho
     
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  12. Boos
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    Boos Nova Nation

    Jun 28, 2017
    Most funniest
     
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  13. JIGGA MANE
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    Hahahah rofl xD dude that is so friggin funny LOL!
     
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  14. Hard Klyntar
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    why you attacking me I love Jay Z , Hov top 5
     
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  15. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jun 28, 2017
    none of his music is funny
     
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    Get u mad,
     
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    eddie313 The Funeral

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    Just Lose it
     
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  18. Old_Parr
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    As The World Turns, Role Model, Guilty Conscience (Specially last part), Bus a Rhyme, love game
     
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  19. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

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    "Without Me" and "The Real Slim Shady" was good too
     
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    RG9

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    I thought So Much Better was always quite funny
     
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