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  1. Poohdini
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    Mar 10, 2017
    Dates that cost no money? I don't think I have anything for you my man.

    Like, we're talking $0?? You have $20 to go bowling or mini golf or some s---?
     
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  2. Dew
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    Dew سيف الله

    Mar 10, 2017
    How's it going @TimmyT
     
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  3. TimmyT
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    TimmyT

    Mar 7, 2017
    and @Ben shaking your head at what? you didn't even say anything....shut yo a--- up

    her disappearing for 2 straight weeks doesn't bother me. and the reason it doesn't is because i don't have any control over it.

    its one thing to not respond to someones texts or messages immediately or the same day......but two weeks is a long a--- time.....especially since she was communicating with me a lot more consistently before she vanished for those two straight weeks.

    not a big deal to me..........its just strange more than anything
     
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  4. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Mar 7, 2017
    timmy should be banned from the life sxn
     
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  5. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Mar 7, 2017
    It's a lot easier for a woman to give a guy her number and then not respond/let the conversation fizzle out than to refuse it directly irl. Sure, in a perfect world, we would all just be 100% honest right up front, but that's not how the world is.
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Mar 7, 2017
    all i'm reading tbh is

    "d---, women are just such anomalies, they decide when they want to talk to you or not and sometimes they just stop responding for no reason! The hookers i pay for sex are much more chatty!"
     
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Mar 7, 2017
    lol
     
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  8. Poohdini
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    Mar 7, 2017
    I'm not telling you to be more aggresive just to hook up, if you actually wanna get to know her it's better to do while and after hanging out with her.
     
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  9. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Mar 7, 2017
    Yea......man
     
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  10. Mike Tyson
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    Mar 7, 2017
    If it's a commonly re-occuring thing, maybe it's something you're saying?

    Post some text screenshots, or if you're more comfortable, just PM them.
     
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  11. TimmyT
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    Mar 7, 2017
    anyone can answer this but @M Solo i'd really appreciate your input on this seeing as you believe picking up girls is so easy.

    this is yet another reason why women are a complete mystery to me. i call this: girl randomly stops responding/texting

    i start off the convo and things are going well. we're texting back and forth. i'll sometimes start the convo....and every now and then she'll text me and ask how i've been doing. so we're communicating and having a conversation just like you would with anyone else.

    and then boom, randomly out of the f---ing blue everything stops and she stops communicating. this happens whether you get the girls number on tinder or if she gives it to you at a bar/club.

    and i don't blow up their phone with lots of texts. i sent this girl one text, she didn't respond. so i said to myself, no big deal, i'll try later on. five days later i send another text, and i haven't heard from her since. and this was a girl who at one point, was texting with me back and forth and now she just all of a sudden stopped talking

    and this isn't a one time thing----its happened with other girls in the past. is this something i'm really worried about or panicking about? no. but its just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo strange
     
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  12. DKomamura
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    Mar 5, 2017
    hm ok i try this thing here

    So there is a girl in my choir never thought i would like her but we end up talking about things we like and linked.
    So we met quite often cinema, doing photography and stuff
    and i started to really like her. I also felt like she liked me so i told her that. she said she was scared about relationships and never had a boyfriend and didnt wanted to f--- up the good times that we have together. She also said she gets nervous and i even took her pulse and it was crazy.
    Didnt wanted to force her and said she gets the time she needs. Man really felt bad about it. We still met each other i also help her with her applications but i dont wanna waste my time if she just wanna be friends but i still do have feelings for her.
    So am i stuck in the friendzone now ?

    sry for my mistakes i am not fluent in english
     
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  13. Views
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    Views New nikka, just new nikka

    Mar 3, 2017
    i am confused
     
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  14. Mike Tyson
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    Mar 3, 2017
    It's just a work splash, so things can get awks if he pushes, but yeah I wouldn't bother with 2 and 3 if I'm throwing up a shot for a random.
     
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    Mar 3, 2017
    My personality and mindstate is 2 all over the place to have a serious relationship, I know if I was in 1 my instincts would be to sabotage it or cheat as usual. I'm sticking to being a fuckboy now I don't want a gf ever, I don't like sharing s--- and romance is cringe worthy tbr. Just seems fake and stupid.
     
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  16. Poohdini
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    Mar 2, 2017
    This is Splash 101, Eminem lyrics have no place in here.
     
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  17. Poohdini
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    This is a great strategy because even if she says no (she won't if you get past step 4), you don't come off as thirsty or make things awkward at work.
     
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  18. DKC
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    Mar 2, 2017
    :'(
     
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  19. Lucy
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    Mar 2, 2017
    d--- that wont work though cause maisie an angel and not sone trash that whores themself out for money like obie trice.

    and wtf. i can get a blowie for $50 but Obie Extra is charging $150 to touch his hand. piece of s--- imo.
     
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  20. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Mar 2, 2017
    tbh it's really f---ing easy to shave there
     
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