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  1. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Mar 2, 2017
    Mans ain't made a splash since the night he got Kim pregnant
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Mar 2, 2017
    my gut says
    "you have the power. you can f--- maisie. you can do it. you just need the opportunity to present itself"
     
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  3. Views
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    Views New nikka, just new nikka

    Mar 2, 2017
    so you are telling me narsh's triple posting mannerisms can actually directly correlate to his insufficient collection of fine tings?
     
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  4. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Mar 2, 2017
    To be honest though last few months I have been so d--- busy and my relationshop life is practically non existent right now.

    There is a cute girl at work I kinda like but I think she already has a bf. In a few months I will have more time to do other stuff though.
     
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  5. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 2, 2017
    Also feel free to tag @BigCountry on more committed situations. He's got better perspective than Poohdini and I on these since he's been in one longer.
     
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  6. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 2, 2017
    Also this is a serious thread, so if anyone comes here judging someone's situation or making fun of anyone, their posts will be deleted and they'll be thread banned depending on how left it goes.
     
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  7. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Mar 2, 2017
    :capitalb:RAZY. Yea I'm not really down because I think it's weird af for the girl to do but she brought it up so :idk:

    These are real 2017 issues though
     
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  8. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 27, 2017
    Still, being cheated on isn't something you should worry about unless she's done it before. To me it's definitely a red flag if someone's cheated in more than one past relationship. Cheating's kinda something you do zero times, one time (a legit mistake/moment of weakness), or a bunch of times.

    congrats brother
     
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  9. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Oct 27, 2017
    Im 20 and I already f----- her
     
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  10. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 27, 2017
    Yeah I mean if he's worried about how many people she's had sex with before him he shouldn't be dating her in the first place.
     
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  11. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    Oct 27, 2017
    why are you scared of f---ing your gf??
     
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  12. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Oct 19, 2017
    oh my god :'(
     
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  13. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Oct 6, 2017
    This is beautiful
     
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  14. 1999
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    1999

    Oct 6, 2017
    she's not interested
     
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  15. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Oct 6, 2017
    @Poohdini Idk what happened but that chick is acting distant. Her and i were snapchating and things were going pretty good. Then the other day she left my a--- on open, but I figured "whatever she's probably busy at work or something". So I snapped her the next day to gauge the situation and she took like 5 hours to respond, and she ignored the question i asked in the snap (just a simple how's it going?). Idk what happened but s--- like this pisses me off.

    Back to the drawing board
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Oct 3, 2017
    Sounds like a plan man.

    I appreciate it! :daps:
     
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  17. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Oct 3, 2017
    Oh ok, thanks virgin
     
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  18. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Oct 3, 2017
    U a homophobe too now, huh?
     
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  19. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Oct 3, 2017
    Oh :kglaugh:
     
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  20. K18 El Duderino
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    K18 El Duderino Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Oct 3, 2017
    @Sign Language You need to make a move next time you see her.
     
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