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Serious Best Posts: SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

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You broke? Can't relate.

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Fire Squad said

Tell your squad you'll pay them back if not then they ain't yo squad

But in all seriousness you really are gonna have to be at your most entertaining if you do go hang out and walk around. If you can smash in the end be very proud of yourself m8
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thinking of taking her to the park (supposed to be really nice weather on sunday) and just hang out and talk i guess

i was gonna push the date back until i have money, but she INSISTED on having it this weekend

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TrillBill said

How do I slide in DM's on Twitter?
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Twitter DM's are woat

Use Instagram or Messenger

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Views said

@Poohdini @Mike Tyson I need an advice. long story short: matched with a girl on tuesday, talked a bit, next day we transferred over to whatsapp. today we spoke briefly but nothing really worth mentioning. normally i am not a big fan of the online s--- and do it just for s--- and giggles but this girl seems cool so want to give it a try. should i just try for a date tommorow, or keep chatting up for a day or two and after that? any ideas to spice things up. moh life brudas
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I'd say just ask her out now. But I'd defer to @Poohdini for a second opinion since I've never used tinder myself.

Once you get the number you're in though.

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@Poohdini @Mike Tyson I need an advice. long story short: matched with a girl on tuesday, talked a bit, next day we transferred over to whatsapp. today we spoke briefly but nothing really worth mentioning. normally i am not a big fan of the online s--- and do it just for s--- and giggles but this girl seems cool so want to give it a try. should i just try for a date tommorow, or keep chatting up for a day or two and after that? any ideas to spice things up. moh life brudas

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@TimmyT I thought I already taught you everything you should know

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TimmyT said

and this girl............she literally disappeared for TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS on tinder. meaning, i didn't get a message from her for two weeks in a row and then one day out of the f--king blue she messages me on tinder and gives me her phone number
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Like others have said it could be something going on in her life or she's just busy etc. But honestly what I think is more likely is she was interested in another guy she met off tinder and trying to pursue that, then when it didn't work out she went back to you.

Might sound kinda cruel but it's also the most likely explanation imo.

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Just a moment of clarity

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TimmyT said

i've met 4 girls in person from tinder, but that's not a lot considering how long i've been using it. but as i said before, it isn't exactly easy to find a girl who will communicate on tinder. in other words, many people on tinder are boring--thus it often times doesn't lead to anything.

maybe i should be pulling the trigger faster than i have. but this particular girl stated IN HER PROFILE that she is NOT looking for a hook up AKA booty call. she's looking for a relationship. and many of the girls on tinder state that in their profile, not just her.

and this girl............she literally disappeared for TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS on tinder. meaning, i didn't get a message from her for two weeks in a row and then one day out of the f--king blue she messages me on tinder and gives me her phone number
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I am certainly not the best person to give advice on anything, however what I gathered from the screenshots is that you were reacting way too ambivalent to anything she was saying to you and backing off from attempting to bring any sort of humor to the conversation, making it read kinda empty. Try sprinkling a little bit of edge the next time and adjusting to being more reticent about yourself to keep things interesting. Nobody (both men and women) believes in the "good guy" approach, specially considering you're not even being truly sincere about it.

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Mike Tyson said

There's no such thing as a friend zone. You put yourself in that position.

Tell the girl what you want. If she doesn't want the same, move on. Stop wasting your time being a shoulder to cry on when all you want to do is smash.

Tell her.
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This facts holy s---

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lmfao as soon as i saw this thread get made i knew it would end up like this

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Why Timmy dissing women so hard lmfao they respond if they like u

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Timmy you had her once she GAVE you her number. You're not the only guy she swiped right for, that's why you have to move quickly with these tinder broads.

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Mike Tyson said

Honestly, this is not a shot, but just some perspective. Would you text an escort this hard?

Once you got the number from her you were in. All you had to do was say let's chill, and it was a guaranteed splash. Do not make this type of small talk bro, you don't need to.
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Classic case of doin too much.

On to the next one Timmy, that's the beauty of tinder.

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i need to collect my thoughts

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Just ask yourself "What would Hank Moody do?" and that's usually your answer.

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DKomamura said

i actually thought about that yesterday but i did text her and now i regret it. I wont text her anymore and i hope i find someone else. Link up with someone in a concert ?
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Yeah give it a shot. If this other chick wants more from you, she'll come back. Girls have a way of finding time for things that they want.

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Poohdini said

Yeah I'd move on. Don't go out of your way to text her out of choir, if she texts you then reply, just don't be the one to initiate the conversation.
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i agree on this SPLASHINFO

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TrillBill said

How do I a--- shave? and won't it just grow back 10x worse
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u gotta keep up on it tbh

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I've tried before and couldn't really see what was going on and it feels dangerous maneuvering around down there blind
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ye

it will feel dangerous the first couple times u do it until you figure out the best angles to shave. but trust me it's doable pretty easily. i do it in the shower after i've washed myself down. don't use any shaving cream cause i'm not tryna slip and fall to my death in the shower, and honestly it's just not even needed... never cut myself and i do it pretty quickly. it's one of them things that once u do it enuf u'll just figure out the best way

some advice tho, go slow until you figure it out. make sure ur pulling the skin taut

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