Mar 7, 2017

yall p---- foot too much just throw that s--- up and if it don't fall it's on to the next

 

Mar 7, 2017

What's your batting avg on tinder with the 'slow approach'?

You can call it flaking, she just got tired of waiting for you to make a move.

Again, she swiped right, which means she wants to hang out and most likely f--- you, but she's not gonna sit through over 2+ weeks of cupcake and cardio questions to get there, know what I mean?

 

Mar 3, 2017

Wow I hate having a girlfriend but she's not actually my girlfriend. - Soldier, 2017


Legend

 

Mar 2, 2017

 

Oct 6, 2017

TIMMY

 

Oct 3, 2017

I feel u.
U definitely have to be up front about s--- like this and not be afraid to be blunt with her. u have to get a feel that she would be down for NSA smashing too. Most broads ain't cut out for it in my experience lol.

U said she knows a relationship is off the table but if i were u I'd vocalize to her that it definitely is off the table if ur not looking for that. That's the key.

I think u can get a pretty good read of her intentions from her response to that. Like if she seems put off when u tell her that I'd just move on. If she agrees with u but still shows interest that's when u subtly hint at the possibility of "other things" not being off the table.

Cus she will start to get ideas if ur intentions ain't clear. These broads looking for prince charming. If y'all smash without u yelling her what's up beforehand she will catch feels guaranteed.

 

Apr 8, 2017

It depends, a lot of time there is truth behind it and she's just too scared to say it when she's sober. It can also go the other way though and she's just saying those things because she's drunk. You have to make that decision for yourself.

 

Mar 10, 2017

insert your penis into her mouth so she shuts up

 

Mar 10, 2017

Yeah like @Mike Tyson said once you get her off tinder you're basically in. You got nothing to lose at this point. I'd go to her with plans already in mind. I just feel like there's a higher success rate that way rather than just asking if she wants to hang out.

Snapchat is #1 imo.

 

Mar 7, 2017

ima get this girl pregnant and name the kid soldier jr just to transform into GOAT status

 

Mar 7, 2017

oh timmy

 

Mar 7, 2017

Have you been out with her before? Seems like she is/was into you and was waiting for you to make a move.

If it's a tinder girl then you really don't need to continue the small talk once you get her #. Girls on tinder want to meet/hook up, you gotta get to asking her out a lot sooner than 10+ texts.

 

Mar 6, 2017

Yeah I'd move on. Don't go out of your way to text her out of choir, if she texts you then reply, just don't be the one to initiate the conversation.

 

Mar 6, 2017

Nah that was the right move to walk away. Let it be for now, move on and try meeting/talking to other girls.

In 1-2 months link up again and if she's still hesitant to make any kind of commitment then you can move on for good.

Can't get stuck in the friend zone if you're outta the picture before she puts you there.

 

Mar 2, 2017

Good call on the mirrors

I've tried before and couldn't really see what was going on and it feels dangerous maneuvering around down there blind

 

Oct 6, 2017

Yup we off this one. On to the next homie.

 

Oct 3, 2017

I was half joking wit u. It's not bad advice to go for it but just diving in and sleeping with someone u have a friendly relationship with whom u have no intentions on cuffing is a sure fire way to give someone the wrong idea and get ya candy paint keyed.

 

Oct 3, 2017

Don't listen to el duderino mans tryna get u a crazy ex and a couple slashed tires