Eminem Replicate Eminem's Erratic Flows in Text-Form

Started by Big Dangerous, Sep 9, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Boy Fresh
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    Sep 11, 2015
    :hmem::bookah::biggiepissed::SADWAYNE:
     
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  2. Sodium Chloride
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    Sep 11, 2015
    Don't remember the whole verse but there we go:

    Near mear hear
    I'm a buttttt police WEEEOW WEEEOW WEEEOOW
    rhhr rrhhh kaga karakaga rabrabra I"M A RAP STAR
    Brabrabra tari gabrabara
    saw off brabrakaragarrrrhhhrr
    And I can't fell my lips cause...
    [hook]
     
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  3. Krazee D
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    Sep 11, 2015
    Who the f--- has enough time in the day to do s--- like this?
     
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  4. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Sep 11, 2015
    Speedom;



    WAIT!

    Beforeiwreck this beeat, lemmejustcheck to see
    If Steph anie millsleftany extrarefillsofecstacy pills next tome
    in the seats spilled or dishe eatemalwittabreakfasdrink?!
    (youinspectasink?)

    Innahabitofgrabbinamicandbabblinidabbleinvics

    but I might jut swallow my f---in ritalintabletaftertonight
    imgrabbitrightfromthemedicine cabinet
    causethats whatitslike
    thenattackinlikeadraculatebitejetpackinabackpackwhenairite

    allthisangah pentupinsida
    wentupinside bennigansdiner wittacigarettelighter
    figuredidtrytasetabigenoughfire
    thatlltriggerthesprinklersystemandidescapein the getawaydriver
    screwed up my limacoliddded with the centerdivider
    iwentrhoughthewindowandendedupbeingpinnedtothesidea
    semifenderbesidea
    friend of the guys wife brenda
    the flight attendant from idaho
    THATOOKANTENNAINTHEVAGINAHOLE

    cuzwhenipickupapenimvenomousandimaslickasdennishthemance
    like an evil dental hygeinistsinsister
    youve been yellin dementeness
    i invented this, im the genesis
    Eminem is a nemeisis to a feminist
    fuckinsmartalec degenerate
    igotellendegenerestrynatellmethesemenarejustfullofjealousy envious
    of a female independence,
    hellwittaclirotrishitormiss
    ill neverfailtodeliver this
    *breath*
    whatevertheweatherinthisllbe
    justlikeacertificateofauthenticity
    thatimthinkinbout
    just trynathinkofqucikestandsickestwaytomakeempicket
    i pick a day to be prick them im pickin the wickedestshit to say
    spititbackonalevelincredibleheadfullofredbull unforgettable
    better believethesebeatsareedibleconsiderLOOSELEAFAVEGETABLE
    And I stalk my prey
    You think you got away
    nuh uh not today
    mur durr yew on a song and illjustsay
    i was wit doctadre and robertblake
    eatin lobstersteakandcoffecake at a restrantwitdrakeandtech
    just got to make sure that our stories corroborate
    imma lot to take, like kanye walking up on the stageforbeyonce
    like its my job to say that your not a real artist its my obligation
    HONESTABEISONHISWAYOUWILLNOTESCAPE


    ammunition replenishedthepunisher
    with this guninsured, hundredwords
    anda clip otherwordsMOTHERFUCKERSBETTERRUN
    IFYOURENOTLOOKINTOGETRUNOVERTHEROADRUNNERNOWONDERNOONEDONTWANNAGO

    ANDJUMPUPINFRONTOFAFUCKINRUNAWAYLOCOMOTIVE
    ANDGETHROWUPUNNAITTRYNAFUCKWITTHA
     
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  5. D-Nounce
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    The third verse of So Far is the perfect example of his erratic flow:

    I'm tryin' to be low-key...
    Hopefully nobody notices me...
    In produce...
    Hunched over...
    Giant nosebleed...
    Ogre...
    Style...
    As I...
    Mosey...
    Over to the frozen aisle...
    By the frozen...
    Yoghurt...
    This guy approached me...
    Embarrassed...
    I just did Comerica...
    With Hova...
    Show's over...
    I'm hidin' in Kroger...
    Buyin' groceries...
    He just had front row seats...
    Told me...
    Sign this poster then insults me
    "Wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet!"
     
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  6. henzINNIT
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    Sep 12, 2015
    It's an example sure, but there have been several posted here that are worse in my opinion. At least you can make out what he's saying in that verse.
     
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  7. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Sep 26, 2015
    Some from Medicine Man;

    In the beginning a few of the people who had a problem I wasthisgoodscoffed
    I just shookoff
    prollyremindedyou of the first time you sawtigerwoodsgoff

    KAHMAHSHEADEDFORAMEGEDDONTHEDRAMMASETTER IM GOIN INN
    ALREADYGOTANARMANDHEADIN
    WHOEVERSAID WORDS ARE JUST WORDS
    AINTHEARDMEWORDEMIGIVE A f---
    IFMYIMAGEENDSUPTAKINAPERSONAL HIT
    WHOEVERIHURTORWHATEVERBRDIGESIBURNEDINTHISBITCH
    ANDWHATEVERBITCHESFEELLIKETHEYDIDNTDESERVE WHAT THEY GET
    ANDWHATEVERCONSEQUENCESCOMEWITHEVERYVERSEITS WORTH IT
    SODOCTURNTHEBEATON, WHOSE TURN IS IT TO GET MURDERED ON IT?

    And hehhs,
    to all the yeahhs i spent toein a line to ovahtime
    As sure as a moleisblind inmymind
    I'm still undergroundasgroundHOG!
    and immagofermine!
     
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  8. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Sep 26, 2015
    Here Comes the Weekend

    Nothin highclass in myglass, only bottles i pop
    abottlesah pop,
    so when i pop-
    up in the spot-
    im prob-
    pably not-
    gonna be wantin to pop-
    bubbly or ciroc-
    I'm not puffy!

    but immarun the city to night
    when i hit it i might
    act like a friggin idiot
    diddymixedwitta medieval knight
    big city lights, little bit of indignity
    HAHT DIGGITY THIS BIGGIE IS GETTING ME HYPE
    I don't get some liquor I'll hurt you
    I'll knock a d-ck in the dirt
    bickerin worse than that b---- in the snicker commer cial
    a mixture of stiffler and urkel
    hangin from the light fixture ihopeyoupricksareinsured

    for this building
    cause we're tearin it down
    security get out
    the fricken way
    jesus chryslerlebaronisloud
    i swear the only thing I hear is the sound of siirreenss
    goin AH AH AH AHcuz
     
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  9. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 4, 2015
    mein
    yela-
    wolf
    tearthe-
    roof
    ofthismothafucka you aint got the umph
    yourea hoof
    tothe foot
    of an elephaunt
    hello toots you look so elequent
    thats what i tellacunt
    comesitupfront
    cuzurkickinmyseat
    andimtrynatellthecashierwhatti want

    they say i act like an a------
    whenipullup at the white castle
    and I ask for an appla-
    cation through it back in her facein
    tellthebitch im a rappa
    then i wack her in the face with a whopper
    that i bought from bk youexpectmetobeproper?
    b---- you better pop in a cdofmeimmediately
    SLUTHO
    skiddadeedada

    prada
    nota
    chance
    I was thinkin about buyin you some clothes
    but target's closed
    so i decided to mosey on over to k-mart but the dooess
    was locked
    what about some shoes i thought?
    greatisupposed so I got to payless but whaddayaknow
    THEY DIDNT CARRY A SIZE EIGHT IN HOES

    OH
    this is
    ugly
    boy
    swag
    putting
    toe
    tags
    on you
    mother
    f---ing
    ho
    bags
    what a trailer trash pioneer
    Iamyeah, thats whyimhere
    IDONTGOTTARHYMEBOOKITSMORELIKEAMOTHERFUCKIN DIARY AH, DIARRHEA

    MEH YELLAWULFANDGANGSTABOO
    CAME HEAHTOSHOWYEWA THANG OR TWO
    ABOUT SIGNLANGUAGE
    MIDDLEFINGERSAIMEDATYOU

    SO WE DONT GOTTA SCRAMEATCHOO!

    OW i just bit my bottom lip, it was an accident
    i wenttogotelLemallto go get FOCKED
    but im never gonna bite my tongue little b---- throwitup
     
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