Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

    9.1%
  2. (Early) 2026

    28.4%
  3. Takes a while

    48.9%
  4. Never, retired

    13.6%
  1. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo not even pretending to care

    Mar 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
    Nah he was born this way
     
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  2. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Mar 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
    So who's left? Lady Gaga? Mess with the Bieber?
    Nah, F with Christina
    I ain't f---in' with either Jessica neither
    Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than strep with the fever
    Get the Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or Extra Strength Tylenol 3's
    Feel like I'm burnin' to death, but I'm freezin'
    Bedridden and destined never to leave the
    Bedroom ever again, like the legend of Heath-uh Ledger
    My suicide notes barely legible
    Read the bottom, it's signed by The Joker
    Lorena said I never can leave her
    She'll sever my wiener I ever deceive her
    f--- that s---, b----
    Give up my d-ck for p----? I'll be Jerry Mathers
    I ever left it to Beaver
    Get them ti--ies cut off tryna mess with a cleaver
    Golly-wally, I vent, heat register, Jesus
    Ever since 19946 Dresden it was definitely in my destiny
    When on the steps, I met DeShaun at Osborn
    I'd never make it to sophomore
    I just wanted to skip school and rap
    Used to mop floors, flip burgers and wash dishes
    While I wrote rhymes, tryna get props for 'em
    'Cause I took book smarts and swapped for 'em
    They were sleepin', I made 'em stop snorin'
    Made 'em break out the popcorn
    Now I've been hip hop in its tip-top form
    Since N.W.A. was blarin' through my car windows
    Leaning on the horn, screamin', "f--- the police" like cop p---
    Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped coin
    f--- top 5, b----, I'm top 4
    And that includes Biggie and Pac, whor-
    And I got an evil twin, so who do you think that third and that fourth spots for?
    And as crazy as I am, I'm much tamer than him
    And I'm nuts, then again, who the f--- wants a plain Eminem?
    But no one's insaner than Slim, look at that evil grin (evil twin)
    Please come in, what was your name again?
    Hi, fa----
     
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  3. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Mar 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
    You are saying he shouldn’t do rollouts cause they shipped physicals half a year after the album was released?
     
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  4. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Mar 5, 2026 at 5:36 PM
    no it didn’t. Shots at other rappers did.

    MTBMB didn’t do that good
     
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  5. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Mar 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
    Not dragging it + phisicals day one + better second and third singles and he would do crazy numbers

    TDOSS took too long to drop after releasing Houdini
     
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