Mar 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM So who's left? Lady Gaga? Mess with the Bieber? Nah, F with Christina I ain't f---in' with either Jessica neither Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than strep with the fever Get the Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or Extra Strength Tylenol 3's Feel like I'm burnin' to death, but I'm freezin' Bedridden and destined never to leave the Bedroom ever again, like the legend of Heath-uh Ledger My suicide notes barely legible Read the bottom, it's signed by The Joker Lorena said I never can leave her She'll sever my wiener I ever deceive her f--- that s---, b---- Give up my d-ck for p----? I'll be Jerry Mathers I ever left it to Beaver Get them ti--ies cut off tryna mess with a cleaver Golly-wally, I vent, heat register, Jesus Ever since 19946 Dresden it was definitely in my destiny When on the steps, I met DeShaun at Osborn I'd never make it to sophomore I just wanted to skip school and rap Used to mop floors, flip burgers and wash dishes While I wrote rhymes, tryna get props for 'em 'Cause I took book smarts and swapped for 'em They were sleepin', I made 'em stop snorin' Made 'em break out the popcorn Now I've been hip hop in its tip-top form Since N.W.A. was blarin' through my car windows Leaning on the horn, screamin', "f--- the police" like cop p--- Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped coin f--- top 5, b----, I'm top 4 And that includes Biggie and Pac, whor- And I got an evil twin, so who do you think that third and that fourth spots for? And as crazy as I am, I'm much tamer than him And I'm nuts, then again, who the f--- wants a plain Eminem? But no one's insaner than Slim, look at that evil grin (evil twin) Please come in, what was your name again? Hi, fa----
Mar 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM You are saying he shouldn’t do rollouts cause they shipped physicals half a year after the album was released?
Mar 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM Not dragging it + phisicals day one + better second and third singles and he would do crazy numbers TDOSS took too long to drop after releasing Houdini
Mar 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM Yes it did you r-----. It went #1. Was in the top 10 best selling albums of 2020. Also spawn Godzilla which is literally one of the most streamed songs of any rapper on Spotify released in the last 6 years. The album has over 2 billion streams, you’re an idiot if you think a platinum album isn’t good. Lmfao
Mar 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM TDOSS did good. 300K is good. Especially since it was mostly Stan’s that bought it. Only Drake, Bad bunny and taylor are doing 500K-1M first week nowadays. And maybe Harry. But that’s pop. Rappers ain’t doing more then that other then Drake. J Cole and Tyler are the only others that can maybe. Or kendrick
Mar 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM Only Marsh expects Eminem to still be selling 500k plus first week....20 plus years into his career lol.
Mar 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM Why are people assuming eminem is dropping tonight ? And whats with Brittney lol
Mar 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM We had the death of slim shady. Now we need a public service announcement saying a posthumous album drops tonight (as a lost tapes). Easy promo. Still kind of a surprise drop. And people would go ape s--- for unreleased slim shady era songs.
Mar 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM Did you know that Slim Shady wears a Jason mask because he knew that I loved Jason
Mar 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM Who’s hyped for that new Eminem album tonight? My sources are telling me it’s his best album since Recovery.
