Feb 5, 2026

Stan’s in the Sequel
But to be my equal you’ll need Diseal
Ignite an eagle in Regal and AMC
Nicole Kidman engulf my Speedo, please
I just need to tinkle in between the seats
Nobody see’s the previews this early
So I unzip my JINCO jeans, and proceed
Then suddenly I see Debbie in the front Waving
“MOMMY?!”
“Marshall What The f---?! Is that Pee?!!”
She came running up to my level
Like J Cole trying to shovel
“Sorry mom, i can explain in a song”
She grounded me like I was still twelve
“Where did we go wrong?”
“Well, the Pepsi fell Mom!
and the Movies about to come on”
Nicole use her thong to soak it all
But Mathers Ego’s are too strong
So we keep on arguing all night long

 

Feb 5, 2026

 

Feb 5, 2026

alright wow, jmg is my boy but holy f--- that fuel remix was crazy bro

 

Feb 5, 2026

Nothing’s as close to disgusting as what I grossed

 

Feb 5, 2026

Warning and Pwizz the best ones lad. Also why the f--- don't you make use of ur talent bro?

 

Feb 5, 2026

Ripper mention!

 

Feb 5, 2026

f--- around and hogtie @Ripper Roo
i’m like a mogwai in the frickin booth
cuz he tried to step to your dude
then be like all’s fine i was kiddin you
cuz that’s what little piggies do
but guess what i’m with your boo
chloroform ready cuffs are 2
bout to hand her a d-ck or 2
cuz that’s what your kid’ll do
so i advise any adversary
to just pray to mother mary
or experience many varied
nightmares that are scary
enough to make the bravest wary
maybe beef is for the birds
but f--- it this my aviary

 

Feb 5, 2026

This is what us emcees do for a livin’
It’s not a job. It’s a calling

 

Feb 6, 2026

i’m like rachel and phoebe
being cancelled from tv
you a holes can’t see me
but i make it look easy
so just take it or leave it
or come play with my peepee
i don’t mean to sound seedy
it’s just the sound of my cd
i mean my ocd conking me
you just won the toxicity lottery
so f--- with me and all will be
lost like homer’s odyssey
and i don’t mean the simpsons
but they’re all still simps son
you talk about your skills bruh
i’ll be waiting till you bring some

 

Mar 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM

u got a potato chip on your shoulder and an eating disorder,
lockjawed after cocks you gnawed, gayer as u get older,
no amount of prayers can lift that boulder, i flipped through your folder,
shiiiit, u s----d d-ck since the stroller, i touch t-ts cuz i'm bolder
and straighter, but you get the shaft, no elevator needed,
I'm weeded, floating over your corpse like jesus,

 

Mar 1, 2026 at 7:08 AM

Let's get the ouija board out @CSW are you there????

 

Mar 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM

Let’s get the Oujia board out
They call me Luigi in a bored house
Cuz I’m vacuuming the floors now
Sounds like the Nintendo 64 sound
Start with me and I’ll pull the cords out
Guess that’s why they call it a crash out
I’m smashing backboards like that couch
I’m sorry momma, I never meant to shout
You never let me have sleepovers, ouch
A black midget just invited me to the cookout
And you just said no, “they might have a mouse”
Wow Debbie, that’s racist. You clown
You probably get down to paramount
Well I was raised on Netflix and Fallout
Like 50cent told me, fix up your account
Now who’s the Sellout? Yeah I’m selling Out
You can meet me in the town
Bottle full of rounds, I ain’t into drunks
But I’m came to get crunk
So come get capped punks
T.I. You know where we f---ing be Bruh