Feb 20, 2026 at 2:15 PM Lmao. Well you ain't a black woman, and clearly Michael Jackson was not your father.
Feb 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM This is such a bizarre thing. I can watch this peculiar delusion in action in my real life -- I have a 100% caucasian non-blood family member who believes that he is an actual "honorary minority member" because he worked with a minority community once in the 60's. He claims that the people he works with "adopted him as their family and bestowed a cultural name" on him. He speaks the only 4 words of their language that he knows to ACTUAL members of the culture, which offends them every time. He has been asked not to do this, and had cultural appropriation explained to him; he also rejects the interpretation of the actual members of the culture as valid, because he himself "identifies" as "a valid member of the culture". I despise this imbecile.
Feb 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM What’s the Matter, Marshall Mathers? I go @Marsh like a Batter mad at thirst Splatter the verse then clench my bladder Nothing like quenching the waterworks First, I gather my words and adverbs Syllable nerd sadder then Edward Scissors hands turns skirts like perverts So if you jerks rather converge On shadier records, then them West gangsters better, Come to concerts with Armor & Hammers I slam your Cam-corders faster Then a crack Kidnapper Like Sherry papini’s Catcher Only slim shady can surpass her
Feb 20, 2026 at 6:07 PM for a second i thought it said the slim shady lp 2 and nearly lost my mind. paul is such a d-ck man
