Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. Minato
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 8:33 AM
    Lil pump in 2026…. That’s the equivalent of a YouTube rapper with less than 100K subs. Lmfao
     
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  2. Minato
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 8:45 AM
    It’s that time of month again when irrelevant midgets gotta get thier s--- disses in. Guess rent is coming up tomorrow, makes sense.
     
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  3. John Lennons Ghost
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 9:35 AM
    Wasn’t there multiple reports a while ago of people who attended the same school as Hailie exposing how mean and nasty she was towards people? Maybe she deserves bringing down a peg every now and then.
     
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  4. lowkitz
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 9:49 AM
    yeah let’s talk about d-ck slapping people because of how they acted in middle school or whatever
     
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  5. John Lennons Ghost
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 9:53 AM
    Absolutely agree. Nobody should get away with being a bully in high school. The worst kind of people. Not sure about the whole “d-ck slapping” part though. Strange choice of words.
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
    This my house of horrors, like a brothel
    I done put Ja Rule through it like a law school
    Keep it a stack, like pancakes, I'm awful
    So many plaques from Belgium, got a wall full
    In fact, you would hate my walls, they're all full
    They call me Marshall, but I'm unlawful
    Is it Groundhog's Day or Déjà Vu?
    Won't stop, period, post-menopausal
    Go so postal that most postman'll pause
    I'll slaughter the rhyme, these flows gonna boggle the mind
    Y'all get in line, you're talkin' to Einstein
    f--- walkin' the line, I'm joggin' it
    I'm a cross between a dog
    And a juvenile-ish motherfuckin' childish punk
    And I be poppin' the most wildest junk
    And I'm known as the prick that's not to f--- with

    can we take a minute to talk about how absolutely bonkers this song is?
     
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  7. John Lennons Ghost
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 11:28 AM
    “Keep it a stack like pancakes”

    “Won’t stop period, post-menopausal”

    “Go so postal that most postman’ll pause”

    “f--- walking the line i’m jogging it”

    Yeah this ain’t it.
     
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  8. CSW
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 11:38 AM
    jesus christ. it’s a METAPHOR. gucci literally made three entire albums about breakfast lunch and dinner, with pancakes on the breakfast cover, it’s a metaphor for killing the game. you nerdy pricks would find sumn wrong with 36 chambers…

    :shmurda:
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 11:45 AM
    I think no matter what people will find something to pick at regarding Em's lyrics. Same with Lil Wayne people disregard his talent due to some of the punchlines and metaphors. Imo Em is a much better writer than Wayne but the point still remains.
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 11:57 AM
    ^You mean like yourself?

     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
    And there’s a reason people pick at his lyrics. He has a history of writing absolutely horrible lyrics, and still writes bad ones. It’s not nitpicking, it’s absolutely justified.
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
    pink beyonce this and kehlani that
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
    the pusha t and jay z documents are so fake because how is this b---- gonna get abducted 7 different times? AND THEN she says she got invited to a random party by a random guy off the street, after these 7 abductions and rapes, accepted this invitation, then it was Jay Z and Weinstein waiting to r--- her AGAIN? ain’t no way
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 12:27 PM
    turn the corner and it’s pusha t and jay z standing there like “aw man not again”
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 12:31 PM
    could say the same about cassie tbh
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 12:34 PM
    Been saying theyre fake from the start. A 96 Jay Z was a nobody why would Weinstein be with a nobody lol s----s fishy as a mfer.
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 12:38 PM
    also the way the pancakes line ties into the belgian waffle line is genius. and

    when you layupin’ them motherfuckin alleyoops
    when you lay up in the motherfuckin alley oops


    is f---ing crazy
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 12:55 PM
    FBI also investigated but found that it was bs.
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 1:07 PM
    The Greatest to ever touch a Mic since Rakim
     
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    Feb 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
    The Goats back, Read to Go-At
    Anyone with the Gonads or Cojones
     
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