Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. John Lennons Ghost
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 5:45 AM
    Doesn’t matter. It’s still legally classed as prescription drug, in the form of a pill.

    And yes you can actually get psychologically addicted to Viagra.

    If you claim sober whilst still using this then you should be called out for Relapsing. The fact hes highly likely been doing this for years whilst rubbing sobriety in everyone’s faces shows how much of a piece of s--- he actually is.
     
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  2. Spatula
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
    What a stupid take. One would think bigfoot hit you hard in the head. So if he just took antibiotics he relapsed?
     
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  3. Spatula
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 5:54 AM
    Not to mentiom you base this on nothing. You and I could never be friends.
     
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  4. John Lennons Ghost
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 6:05 AM
    Antibiotics are different. They are essential to treat certain infections.

    I am basing this on his ex-wife admitting he couldn’t have intercourse without using Viagra when he was 33. So in the midst of his addiction Viagra was part of his arsenal of Pills.

    And he’s obviously still taking them. Unless he hasn’t had sex since divorcing Kim in 2006, which is actually also plausible.

    He should have been honest from the beginning of his “sobriety” and admitted he was still using Viagra.
     
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  5. Spatula
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 6:14 AM
    So viagra is essential to treat erectile disfunction. Why are you deliberately dense? Nobody is using viagra like a drug. Its not an psychoactive supstance that one who is sober avoids.

    And even if Kim was telling the truth, could you get hard for Kim? Especially at the peak of his fame, seeing Kim naked would shrink anyone.

    So even if he took it, it doesnt mean he needs it with everyone, or that he had sex since 2006, or that that breaks his sobriety.

    You reach so far to make a case against him because you have nothing. And we can all see you just want to return to his bosom like the prodigal son that you are.
     
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  6. Big Monkey
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM
    This is a high quality debate between the ghost and the spatula. Lots of good points being made on both sides. I have to say so far I'm on the fence on this one.
     
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  7. Spatula
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 6:43 AM
    I am sorry I resort to personal attacks in the middle of argumenting. I aim to be better than that.
     
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  8. Spatula
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 6:49 AM
    In any case, Eminem says "Alexendra, my d-ck's an acronym cause it stands for you" proving that he can achieve erection with Alexendra without viagra, thereby retaining his sobriety even in JLG definition.
     
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  9. Big Monkey
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 6:51 AM
    Well at least you didn't make a complete buffoon of yourself like Neckbeard on the last page, frothing at the mouth like a lunatic about flat a----s (?) all because he can't tolerate criticism of his favorite rapper. Now that's bad form.
     
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  10. hudson555555
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 7:54 AM
    How long has it been since Em released an album?

    His fans are discussing whether viagra is a prescription drug and whether he uses it or not.

    We truly are at a low point.
     
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  11. Spatula
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 7:56 AM
    Ems verse on Whats The Difference sucks. I find it verse than that "rear rear rear" verse
     
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  12. John Lennons Ghost
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 8:13 AM
    It’s not essential. There’s other natural ways to beat erectile dysfunction. Viagra isn’t a treatment for it like Antibiotics are to bacterial infections.

    You can become psychologically dependant on it. That’s pretty much an addiction. I just think he could have at least been more honest. He could have said “hey guys, I’m kinda sober, but I do still take Viagra every now and then”.

    I would respect him more if he said that. Instead he chose not to, and secretly carried on taking Viagra all these years whilst claiming to be fully sober. He shouldn’t be lying to his fans like that imo, especially when he always try’s to portray himself as some sort of humble father that never goes out or does anything.

    yes, Kim was telling the truth and are you kidding me? She was extremely fuckable between 99-07. Obviously not now adays.

    If you wanna talk about lyrics, then we can go all the way back to TRSS if you want where he literally says a whole bag of Viagra doesn’t even work for him. So it’s obviously a problem he’s had for many years.
     
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  13. Big Monkey
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM
    We're only at a low point when we give in to emotional outbursts. We should learn from Babufoot's example, not be emulating it, or appealing to him for solidarity on the flimsy footing of "well, at least he's a fellow Relapse fanboy". (Spatula has already apologized for this error, but I won't hold my breath for Quarry to turn over a new leaf, or at least groom his disgusting, scruffy neck.)

    And Eminem released Everybody's Looking at Me, the holy grail of holy grails, just a few months ago, which everybody's already forgotten about. There's a low point for you: People aren't even that into the actual music these days, they're just addicted to the faded nostalgic feeling they get when they hear a new song/leak which quickly wears off after the first few listens and seems like a distant memory by the next day. It's sad really.
     
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  14. Spatula
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 8:22 AM
    Nah, Kim was always too manly.
    And the TRSS lyrics are in scenario where he's in a nursing home. Majority of the lyrics are with his d-ck being able to get hard.

    "d-ck so hard Anne Nicole can use it to pole vault with"
    "Competition is stiff but I get a hard d-ck"
    "I can see my d-ck is standing stiff as a manequin"

    But on the other hand
    "I'm a prick not to be f----- with, call me erectile disfunction"
    "I'm a p---- so a limp d-ck is all you ever get"

    Lyrics are inconclusive and contradictory.

    Sometimes he has a big d-ck, sometimes small.
    Its one of those things where art is left for the listener to interpret.

    But Kim just sounds bitter. And maybe he did switch to different methods.

    My theory is he hasnt had sex in a long time. He is above carnal pleasures, as rap personified should be.
     
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  15. Quarry
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 8:23 AM
    Those two unemployed guys write only for complaints about everything. It’s really easy nowadays became an expert of nothing, like arguing how much work the d-ck of his favorite artist.
    I feel sorry only for spatula, arguing with low iq jobless people it’s always a loss of time.
     
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 8:29 AM
    #SellTheForum
     
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  17. Big Monkey
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 8:29 AM
    Sounds like someone can't get it up LOL.
     
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  18. Marsh
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 9:02 AM
     
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 9:23 AM
    Photoshop brother like I already told you lmao
     
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  20. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 19, 2026 at 9:32 AM
    You're the cringiest weirdo I've ever known copying zebz lingo so that you finally have a forum buddy LMAO I know it's been a long time. Go touch grass r-----.
     
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