Eminem MTBMB Side B Favorite witty/clever/funny lyrics

Started by Hipper2dHoppert, Dec 22, 2020, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. joeyp363
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    Dec 25, 2020
    Raw like cabbage
     
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  2. RG9
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    Dec 25, 2020
    Simple but very good

    I used to wonder where my next meal’s gonna come from
    Now I just wonder where my next mill’s gonna come from

    This whole scheme is nuts. Delivery flawless too

    I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
    'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
    It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
    'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
    And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (Pins)
     
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Dec 25, 2020
    Used to have to watch the bills pile up
    Now I just sit back and watch them bills pile up
     
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  4. RG9
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    Dec 25, 2020
    Love that too. Some real gems in this album
     
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  5. joeyp363
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    These bars are like Covid, you get them right off the bat.
     
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  6. The Real Slim Shady
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    How the f--- does he even think of that lmao His writing is beyond incredible.
     
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  7. joeyp363
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    As MGK noted once, Em doesn’t leave his house. He literally reads the dictionary all day. He has no life. If anyone had the time and money that he has they could come up with the same stuff.
     
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  8. The Real Slim Shady
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    Cheers Geoff.
     
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    Something like ”stand the test of time, i pass”
    Pass the time
    Pass the test
     
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    Merry Christmas to you too!
     
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    Holy s---.. dont if this was intentional but second to spare, striking again, obviously spare and strike are bowlingterms but putting down all the pins the second time it is called a spare (second to spare)
     
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    Merry christmas homie
     
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  14. joeyp363
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    h--- yeah bro hope you’re having a good day. I’m chillin in the hot tub, listening to Tone Deaf, and got the prime rib in the oven. Come over.
     
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    Im drinking them whiskeybottles
     
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    Of course it’s intentional, he does this wordplay all over MMLP2
     
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    I need auto tune!
     
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    I get a little "teste" when I'm mad.
     
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    That is some good s---. A+
     
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