Man Creates GoFundMe Page to Buy Out Brock Osweiler's Contract

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  1. Sign Language
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    too funny

    besides QB, the texans are a pretty complete team. but unfortunately they're missing the most important piece....... and 9 times out of 10.....its very hard to go very far if your QB play is average or below
     
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    You have no idea how pissed the city of Houston is about this. We've been patient for 14 f---ing years and we're on the brink of rioting.

    As you just pointed out, we are pretty much a complete team. It kills me though to see us have talent like Hopkins and Fuller but not be able to use them to their full potential because we can't find a good quarterback even if one fell from the sky and landed in NRG Stadium.
     
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    Not Brock's fault, ya'll need to focus on getting the GM who put that deal on the table out of town. Dude played half a season of average ball on the champs and got paid like an all pro.
     
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    I agree, our GM needs to get canned.

    And I was thinking about it earlier, and our o-line is a--- this year. So if that got better, I think Brock could live up to expectations. Only thing he really needs to work on is forcing passes to Hopkins.
     
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    2 things I noticed with him are that he struggles with pressure and he doesn't progress through the play fast enough when his 1st read is taken away.
     
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    He has one of the worst progression run through's I've ever seen from a QB. If his 1st option isn't there, he doesn't know what to do, it's almost amusing to watch because it's really such a panic for him. That's why Denver shut him the f--- down the other night, all they had to was take away that 1st option, no check down throws at all and you got a W.
     
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    John Elway been laughing his a--- off all season
     
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    This is funny and all but on a serious note, what's this guy gonna do with all the money he gets from this? Obviously he's not gonna actually buy out the contract...So basically this guy's just getting free money for creating a somewhat funny joke lol.
     
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    I'm sure he is capable of refunding it, not sure what GoFundMe is like when it comes to situations like this though, as far as money not going to the place people say it is going.
     
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    "$160." that man has my entire college fund
     
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    100% agree it's been comical watching him try to get the ball out. Gotta be one of the worst QB signings of all time. Elway should be sending his agent thank you cards every Tuesday morning. I think the Broncos offer was like, 2 million less annually or something.
     
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    i know how it is man. the vikings main weakness over the years has been lack of a consistent QB. the one year we had good QB play.....we went all the way to the NFC Championship game.

    we have been very good at acquiring talent at the majority of the other positions.........but when it comes to QB we always seem to pick the wrong guy. finding a QB who can play well year in and year out is difficult though........many teams have that problem
     
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    Absolutely. If Hopkins ain't open, then he tries to force it (resulting in a interception most of the time), or he just lobs it and prays.

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    Texans stay takin :meekL:'s

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