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  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    In loving memory of @Cruz ... Retired, but never forgotten...

    In this thread, we share and discuss all light skin R&B and rap anthems by the best this genre has to offer. To join this exclusive club of light skins, you must:
    1. Have caught feelings so strong after the 3rd date, that you suggest the two of you are getting married.
    2. Cried in front of your girl at least once.
    3. Cried over your exes, and hit them up during or 30 minutes after
    4. Threatened to beat up your girl's ex, or the random n----- who said hello in passing to your girl
    5. You must have sat with your friends and talked about the b------s that you almost had.
    6. You must have either ate a---, or are open to one day eating a--- in the future.

    Light Skin Approved Artists:
    You must have at least 2 projects by each of these artists in your iTunes
    1. Chris Brown
    2. Jeremih
    3. Ty Dolla $ign
    4. Drake
    5. Trey Songz
    6. Usher
    7. Miguel
    8. Justin Timberlake
    9. Justin Bieber
    10. Roy Woods
    11. Tory Lanez
    12. The Dream
    13. Ne-Yo
    14. Frank Ocean
    15. Mario
    16. Lloyd

    Light Skin Banned Artists
    under no circumstances can you listen to these artists, if you are caught doing so, you are kicked out of our exclusive club
    1. Bryson Tiller
    2. Simha

    Members
    1. @Mike Tyson
    2. @Poohdini
    3. @Flacko
    4. @Kvp187
    5. @Iceman
    6. @ThyNeighbour
    7. @Squid
    8. @Fire Squad
    9. @FullSpeed
    10. @Soldier
    11. @Deadpool
    12. @IZZO
    13. @efuru


    Mention me to be added, you don't have to actually be light skin. You just need to fit the stereo type.

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  2. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    Also as self appointed leader of the light skins, I make it my first action to thread ban @Narsh

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  3. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    May 21, 2016
    I know @Mike Tyson is light skin cuz he has "send read receipt" turned on on his iphone. :views:
     
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  4. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    I tried but it said you can't ban staff fk u
     
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  5. Jaya
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    Jaya

    May 21, 2016
    Can I join if I have a lot of unread messages and when I do read them I never reply???
     
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  6. IZZO
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    IZZO

    May 19, 2016




    add me @Mike Tyson
     
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  7. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    May 19, 2016
    Lastly Imma petition for some of the premier song-writers of our time that helped pave the way for some of the newer acts we got today


     
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  8. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    i just think he's such a below average talent, capitalizing off a sound drake retired in 2011.

    and the success he's had is dumbfounding considering supreme talents like ty dolla sign and jeremih actually have legit classics with only a fraction of the recognition.
     
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  9. Proto
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    Proto drippin so pretty

    May 21, 2016
    this gem is really underrated

     
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  10. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    May 21, 2016
    Nah, I don't think I'm light skin enough for this thread because I've always followed the Ten Crack Commandments: "number two, never let 'em know your next move/don't you know Bad Boys move in silence"
     
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  11. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    May 19, 2016
    Add the OG Ginuwine it's not a light skin anthem thread without the Godfather.
     
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  12. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    May 19, 2016
    You ever get into Jeremih's old stuff @Mike Tyson ? Been listening to him for a minute, here's a few favorites



     
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  13. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    ok this too powerful nvm kid ink got vetoed
     
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  14. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    May 19, 2016
    Kid Ink is one of the rappers who somehow made it out of that time period of skinny n----s tatting their whole body and making cookie cutter music
     
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  15. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    May 19, 2016
    Allow me to contribute to this thread, the boy ain't light-skinned but I sure as h--- fall prey to simp anthems :chance3:


     
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  16. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    May 19, 2016
    In for tiller shade

    And yo Jeremih & Ty don't get the respeck they deserve
     
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  17. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    May 25, 2016
    Should add dvsn to OP artists @Mike Tyson

    Maybe PND too.
     
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  18. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    May 21, 2016
    could've easily been the OG song

    I'll never forget when I first heard it on ovosound :wow2:
     
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  19. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    May 21, 2016
    I see we added Roy Woods, awesome. Love this guy.





     
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  20. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    May 21, 2016
    f--- Bryson Tiller
     
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