Oct 1, 2015 "no auntie i want to write for tv and films" *mom cries, auntie changes the subject, i leave to go smoke weed*
Oct 1, 2015 ive started writing stand up in my head recently tbh id have a fire set about not being fat enough too be cool or skinny enough to get chicks, boston public tranist, and indian parents if i wrote it down
Oct 1, 2015 cut him some slack hes not too cultured, he's american i was gonna say black but i know better cuz im kulcherd
Oct 1, 2015 can i steal this for my imaginary stand up set? "this white guy once asked me if i was sikh because of my beard/skin color. i guess he wanted to seem cultured and thoughtful or something. so he looked me dead in the eyes with compassion and said "are you sikh" and i said "no its just allergies" *brings the house down* whewww i need worm to ghost write this s--- we're gonna be famous
