Best Posts: JMG - Flatlined (Crookedeye diss)

  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 19, 2023
    Wtf? First he changes his avy pink now he is trying to come on to me. I did more then inspire him... This is how MGK acted when his career got ended.
     
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  2. Ricky
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    Aug 19, 2023
    I literally never ever trolled anyone, I'm too good of a guy to troll people brother
     
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  3. Ricky
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    Aug 19, 2023
    Oh man, what @Crookedeye got himself into...

    CrookedEYE, not Crooked I... went lyrical and all that, but JMG went personal with this one. Crook (once again, not Slaughterhouse supergroup member, I mean just a forum poster) had some witty bars, but JMG aka The Principal of School Of Posting came up with yet, another lesson.

    "sounded like i was being attacked by James Corden" - meaning Crook (once again, a poster) ain't funny or special (maybe kinda is), just another copy cat of a rapper/entertainer, so is Corden - clone of the greats like Conan O'Brien, but less funny. Way less.

    "says im offbeat, i think its his ears that are crooked" - c'mon, that bar is direct aim at his name and ability to listen to s---. Once again, he means poster, not the Crooked I aka the GOAT.

    "probably should of kept my name out but you thought this would be a good way to get your name out" - man, the double entendre, the punchline, oh boy. This single bar > Crooked (poster, not the Slaughterhouse member) entire discography so far.

    "put on the silencer as a favor to your neighbors" - haha, his neighbors hate Crooked (poster, not the best West Coast spitter) they wish his death was silent. They just want silence man.

    "tell the boys to run the bath one last time
    cause when im done ill need to be baptized" - whoa

    "like the amount of lies in his trash rhymes
    they will find him lying flat, in his flat, flat-lined" - nice wordplay, really hot s---

    "shoutout to the boys in the woods
    cause thats where im going put him" - Boyz In The Woodz x JMG collab is coming... SOON???!!!
     
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  4. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Aug 18, 2023
    This Lucifer c---- has a breakdown everytime a trans person asks to be called there pronouns, I wouldn't put any merit into his view or opinions, he's just a sheep being grifted.

    The fish should be happy they even get to post it OT.
     
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  5. Allis Mines
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    Aug 17, 2023
    Y
    You have the 3rd most posts this month and are pretending you don't care about post stats, you are not fooling me. I Don't usually respond to people with 0 classic threads
     
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  6. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    He's only made 1 thread since he's been here. And I'm the one who told him to make it lmao what a loser

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  7. Crookedeye
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    Aug 17, 2023
    Lol no way
     
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  8. Crookedeye
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    Aug 17, 2023
    HES THE GUY THAT CALLED IN THAT ONE TIME???????????????
     
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  9. FiveOh1
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    FiveOh1 Egotistical

    Aug 17, 2023
    SHOUTOUT TO THE BOYZ IN THE WOODZ cause that’s where I’m gonna put him.
     
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  10. FiveOh1
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    FiveOh1 Egotistical

    Aug 17, 2023
    He was actually on shade45 though that’s no cap lots of us heard it live, he shouted out Koolo and everything
     
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  11. foley
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    foley Goofiest Poster on the Forum, Ever.

    Aug 17, 2023
    Elaborate
     
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  12. Sodium Chloride
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    Aug 17, 2023
    I have been on this Forum since 2015, I know JMG, I know you guys all. Welcome back, legend, great rap. I rap in English, but this is my Russian rap in Moscow. Thank you Eminem, thank you rap, this is my life, I am not good but I love what I do for hobby! Enjoy!
     
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  13. Crookedeye
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    Aug 17, 2023
    I just hope it's good and you have some decent bars and flow etc, I look forward to a good laugh if not lol
     
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  14. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Make Canada Great Again!

    Aug 17, 2023
    This is absolutely terrible
     
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