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If you could go back in time?

Started by Michael Myers, Apr 30, 2021, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Apr 30, 2021
    Too many answers!

    For the past 10 years I've earned over £40k a year and had my accomodation and utility bills paid for. I only invested in property 3 years ago (as in bought a property and rented it to someone else). Therefore I'd go back in time and tell my past self to invest in property as soon as I could rather than waiting 7+ years.
     
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  2. Guma
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    Guma

    Apr 30, 2021
    Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
     
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  3. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM BOY SUMMER

    Apr 30, 2021
    I won't risk my posting career with that answer lmao
     
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  4. Blaxmith802
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    Apr 30, 2021
    I would avoid most of the things I did. I wouldn't ask my ex wife out, I wouldnt beat up my current wife , iwouldn't needlessly sit around all day, I would do my work and actually finish high school, I wouldn't become a skinhead, I wouldn't threaten my mom, I would probably still yell at my dad. I also probably wouldn't do a lot of things because I already experienced them.
     
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  5. joeyp363
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    Apr 30, 2021
    This is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard
     
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  6. joeyp363
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    Apr 30, 2021
    I’d just go back to yesterday to re-have the dinner I ate. s--- was phenomenal
     
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  7. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Apr 30, 2021
    you wouldn't wanna see how Montana was made?
     
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  8. Ricky
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    Apr 30, 2021
    What I would like to witness is how WW2 started, very first few days, I would like to know what was the vibe all around - just a few days. I was always curious how this went down, what was the mentality of people... was it like "oh s---, not again" or "oh f--- this is serious"
     
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  9. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Apr 30, 2021
    Or maybe go back in time before WW2 started and put bullet between Hitlers eyes… take command over German Army, and then do whatever it takes to fulfil your wildest dreams. AYYY.
     
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  10. Ricky
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    I think Louis CK had a great stand-up bit about this, d---, but yeah, that would be dope lmao
     
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    Haha dude I already know, it was just a bunch of water and rocks moving around n s---. Or god zapped it into existence.
     
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  12. JMG
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    Apr 30, 2021
    Kind of disappointed people are talking about how the universe is made and wewe. I would go back of sink the first slave ships and prevent racism. Then I would get rid of all drugs and alcohol and instead plant more crops to solve world hunger. Then I would adopt baby hitler and wait until hes old enough to k--- him.
     
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  13. 1999
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    1999

    Apr 30, 2021
    d--- you answered for half the users.

    Lmaooo ricky going balls to the wall f--- it
     
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    1999

    Apr 30, 2021
    :currydead:
     
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  15. Boos
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    Boos Nova Nation

    Apr 30, 2021
    Summer 2010.

    being 16 thinking you have the world figured out (though completely ignorant to real life) and no real responsibilities at all has quite a charm to it. Plus, when you’re that age everything new is cool to you. The music is your music, the style is your style. The older you get and the more out of touch you get, kinda sucks a---. Like, logging onto your computer after school checking the blogs for new music from blog era legends like Cudi and Wiz and then playing MW2 is an untouchable era
     
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    Apr 30, 2021
    Ricky wants to see if WW2 had V I B E S
     
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  17. joeyp363
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    Sounds like you’ve had a lovely life so far. Godspeed, friend.
     
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  18. The Real Slim Shady
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    The Real Slim Shady

    Apr 30, 2021
    What a charming fella
     
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Apr 30, 2021
    You sound like a real piece of s---
     
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    I would go back to when I was a kid and start learning martial arts
     
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