Mar 23, 2016

@Flacko helps dissolve a language barrier:

 

Jan 21, 2016

"for the love of god please no dont do it nooo" screamed a defensive Skippy as the Cool cats held him down while Slyk violated him in the worst way possible. It was the 5th poster they had sexually abused since they took over the forum. Slyk was a monster on a power binge and the Cool Cats were like ferocious lions hunting down their prey. "Come back here and cuddle me b----" shouted Deadpool at Jaya who was trying to break free. S80 was in complete chaos and the forum was being held hostage by a savage group of men. The Cools Cats got rid of any member who was against or questioned them. The number one rule on the forum was never to talk about Koolo. They learned the hard way when JFK mentioned how much he missed him. The FBI is currently still investigating what happened but no one would dare snitch after what happened to Pato when Cyreides disappeared. Many people went against the regime but all met the same fate and were permed banned or worse.

While the first generation of posters were being run off and abused, the new posters were treated like royalty. It was clear the old way of S80 was being phased out for a new more aggressive environment. There was new sections as well. They let Squid open a Travis Scott section but unfortunately it was less active then the shower at Narsh's house, so it was closed. A new poster named Flames was quickly moving up the ranks. He was a hacker who exposed anyone that pissed Slyk off. There was Big Robby who was known for his ethers and quick wit, and there was one of the newest members Damien who was recruited to help with server issues. Many posters were still hanging on to hope that Koolo would return and rescue them. Although no one had heard from him since his retirement thread was locked 3 weeks ago. He was still there though, lurking behind the scenes as a guest on the forum he once owned.

Suddenly there seem to be commotion coming from OT. "I can't take it, I just miss him so much" cried a miserable Rick James. It didn't take long for a crowd to gather around the anxious poster. Everyone knew s--- was about to go down. Slyk received a notification when Koolo was mentioned and was in the thread so fast he beat GRS's previous record for thread travel. The Cool Cats quickly followed and by then Rick James was completely surrounded. A merciless Slyk growled and singled for Flames to chime in. "da f--- did you just say, boy" the ruthless new poster said as he clinched his fist. Rick James quivered as sweat poured down his head , tears followed as he mumbled " I just, I just I cant take it. I miss him, he was like a father to me, i cant help it please come back Kool.." Flames grabbed Rick James by the neck before he could finish his sentence and tossed him across the forum. Big Robby began to humiliate him "Oh does Rick James, miss his da da, does baby want a ba ba" ? More posters joined in to help obliterate Rick as others gazed in silence, feeling sick to their stomachs.

As Flames and his crew were stomping the powerless poster to near death suddenly the server went down. It was a common thing as of late but their new code master Damien was usually able to get it back up rather quickly. It took longer then usual but finally the forum was back up, although Rick James was still down. "You see what happens when you say that mans name" Slyk shouted to his community. He then decided he would put the Rick out of his misery. "Not so fast" a voice echoed from the crowd. It was Final standing fearless as he started chanting "KOOLO.. KOOLO.. KOOLO.. KOOLO. Posters joined in and the chants grew louder. A furious Slyk's eyes widened. Notifications were flooding his screen every time Koolo's name was posted. He ordered his staff to do something to stop the protest and he attempted a mass ban but something was wrong. Slyk appeared to be without his powers. He frantically asked Damien what the h--- was happening. He responded..

Spoiler

"My names not Damien anymore, you can call me Saladin, you no good piece of terrorist s---"

Slyk's face went paler then Pato as he was in a state of shock. He tried to call for the Cool Cats but they were banned along with Flames and Big Robby. Reality set in as a new thread appeared 'Koolo 2.0'. The legend announced his return and that everything would be ok. Once again he rescued an entire community and gave them a safe home again. He revealed his plan starting with Saladin slowly infiltrating the server under his alias. Rick James and Final were in on the plan to cause a distraction while Saladin transferred all data back to the original server. Posters came in droves out of the wood works to welcome back their hero. Joy clouded the air in what appeared to be the most emotional and satisfying moments in any forums history. Ordinary Joel liked the first post in a month and Immy interrupted to beg to be a mod. All appeared to be back to normal as the masses continued to praise their Koolo, some calling him God and bowing to his feet.

As the celebration continued it was soon announced that Rick James didn't make it. The forum was so caught up in Koolo's return they forgot to check on him. What a great sacrifice he made to help save his community. A memorial was planned at a later date but for now the first thing on Koolos mind was making Slyk pay for his actions. He made a quick escape though when he realized he was defeated. Koolo couldn't let this go. He decided he would take a trip to visit his once partner in forums. He finally arrived at his doorstep unsure of what he was about to do. The only thing that was certain is he wanted this mans head. He knocked lightly at first to no avail. His patience wore thin quick and he kicked the door in.

He forced entry in what appeared to be a vacant apartment. He quickly noticed a back door opened as he heard a car speeding away. "you can run but not hide n-----" he said to himself as he looked around. A racket from the distance caught the Peoples Champs attention. He approached a closet where the booming grew louder. He reached for the door with caution and slowly opened it. He looked inside and soon his jaw was on the floor as he saw a skinny ill looking man tied up next to buckets of piss and s---. Koolo stood there bewildered trying to make sense of what he was seeing. After a short moment of silence finally a perplexed Koolo muttered ...

Spoiler

"Slyk?"

The End

 

Dec 23, 2015

the gift is from me too btw. I don't expect anything in return I'm just a nice guy

 

May 27, 2015

congrats on plus @Nori, i've never auto plussed anyone, but this is GOAT.

enjoy nut up

 

Feb 8, 2016

Depending on how the final mix turns out, imo, it could challenge MBDTF for his best album ever.

 

Sep 22, 2015

@Flacko being Flacko

 

Sep 21, 2015

@JRH909 recounts his experience at the department store