Mar 11, 2016

As we all know good morning = good day, so...
What is your ritual to make your morning as best as possible?
What you do in the morning, to start a day with smile on your face?

 

Mar 11, 2016

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one s----d) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

 

Mar 11, 2016

Oh my God

 

Mar 11, 2016

Three different alarms. Section80 while taking a s---. Jerk off. Listen to music while I shower.

 

Mar 11, 2016

Coffee.

 

Mar 11, 2016

Coffee + some good music, no social media... just me and coffee with music.

 

Mar 11, 2016

"the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut" - Lil Wayne

 

Mar 11, 2016

Wake up, take a shower while I beat my d-ck in the shower, get ready, make breakfast and go on with my day (:

 

Mar 11, 2016

Most of the time:
Wake up to Good Morning by Kanye, make my brothers breakfast, have my morning cigarette, take a shower, wash my face, then brush my teeth. Pretty boring.

Occasionally spice it up by having a coffee.

 

Mar 15, 2016

coffe, take my medicine, listen to music/ watch the news while I drink my coffe. Then get to work

 

Mar 15, 2016

most of the times I try to balance my coffee mug on my morning wood

 

Mar 15, 2016

Literally the worst way to start your day is ppl constantly trying to talk to you.

 

Mar 15, 2016

Wake up > check phone > brush teeth > live

 

Mar 16, 2016

 

Mar 16, 2016

Work day. Hit snooze until the last possible mintue, jump out of bed and brush teeth and piss then rush to work. Use the Kurig at work to make my 8 o'clock coffee.

Off day. Hit snooze until the last possible mintue, slowly crawl out of bed, brush teeth and piss. Go to gym for run, come home s---, shower and make breakfast and 8 o'clock coffee. Watch Netflix with breakfast. Then walk dog.

 

Mar 16, 2016

I usually roll out of bed as late as possible, pop in my earbuds, grab a cig if i got any (if not i walk down to the convience store to buy some if i got the $), then i crack open a pop and hop on pc

shower eventually

 

Mar 16, 2016

-Turn off alarm.
-Check phone.
-Take a s--- (Always happens, it's crazy).
-Wash face
-Eat Breakfast
-Brush teeth
-Get changed for work.
-Head to work.