first tinder date

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  1. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Oct 26, 2018
    Sleepyghost about to make a comeback with the "i accidentally f----- my sister" thread
     
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  2. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Oct 26, 2018
    any word on this still? whats the right move
     
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  3. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    I think I’ve mentioned it before but I had a tinder date with a cute french chick a couple of years ago. I had taken 2 Xanax 2mg thought it would be a fun night but obviously completely underestimated the Xanax strength. I remember saying about how she looks taller in pictures and talking in detail about the Nice truck attack that had happened recently then. Everything else is a bit of a blur but no sex happened and I woke up to see a text message from her saying it was nice to meet me but we don’t really click but we can still be friends
     
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  4. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    There’s no need to tell her that at all. On another note, stop with the whole “if/when we start dating” s---. That’s the quickest way to get ghosted or friend zoned
     
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  5. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    That and spending the whole date talking about the Nice truck attack
     
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  6. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Oct 26, 2018
    true i gotchu
     
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  7. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    And don’t keep texting her 24/7 trust me
     
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  8. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Oct 29, 2018
    update: a few days ago (a day or two after i was with the girl) i woke up with a sore throat, as of them it has gotten gradually worse to the point i made myself go to quick care, and i found out i have strep throat for the first time in my life! whether this is a coincidence or not i dont know (its not) but id rather it be this than an std, gotta be more careful where i put my mouth
     
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  9. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 29, 2018
    d---, you would think sucking on toes would be healthy
    :thinkinghmmm:
     
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  10. Mudkip
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    Oct 29, 2018
    took a lot of times before anything happened :ermm:
     
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  11. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 29, 2018
    well for a girl to b--- you the very first time you met, be happy it's just strep
     
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  12. EminemsLeftNutYUMMY
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    Oct 29, 2018
    I used Tinder once..... long story short it ended with me sucking d-ck.

    Yeah go chasing p---- and you'll end up with a d-ck in ur mouth, tell the kids that.
     
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 29, 2018
    @Pizza Hut post of the year
     
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  14. DKC
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    DKC hank trill

    Oct 29, 2018
    Yeah no need to tell her that unless it progresses into something beyond FWB/casual dating. But don't worry about that rn, just play it by ear and whatever happens happens.
     
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Oct 29, 2018
    I have so many questions
     
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Oct 30, 2018
    begin
     
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  17. Step Daddy
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    Oct 30, 2018
    d--- sooo @Pizza Hut caught a STD
     
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    Kevin Migo

    Dec 31, 2018
    @Green Pidgey did you die from strep? What's the update?
     
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    What a glorious thread
     
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  20. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Jan 2, 2019
    shes in bed sleeping next to me rn, shes been my girlfriend for a month and a half and we see eachother 3-4 days out of the week

    weve done anal, weve peed on eachother, we get rough, im very happy
     
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