Best Posts: first tinder date

  1. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    Oct 26, 2018
    Idk if lightning can strike twice like this gem but f--- it better than another political thread.

    Stories full of 90% lies incoming :jordanlaff:
     
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  2. Xmipod
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    Oct 26, 2018
    We need to do a weekly "how I lost my virginity" thread

    This was too good :jaydaps:
     
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  3. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Oct 26, 2018
    either way she probably saw his post to like ratio and had no choice but to have sex with him. good job bro
     
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  4. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Oct 25, 2018
    gotta do better than that :okayy:
     
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  5. joeyp363
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    Oct 25, 2018
    Details, so I can jack o-- to the image later.
     
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  6. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Oct 25, 2018
    i mean we all know how naive he was. Its highly likely Pizza Hut ran into something or someone very very dangerous. My guess is he was probably catfished and eventually r---d several times by an older male. Could quite possibly still be alive, maybe tied up somewhere.

    Somethin aint right.
     
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  7. icecube
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    Location: London

    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Oct 25, 2018
    It's been 24hrs now since he posted. Anyone else genuinely worried?
     
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  8. TimmyT
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    Oct 25, 2018
    i could be wrong, but i think this is the first time they've met in person.

    the reason i asked was because i was surprised that she invited him over to her house for their FIRST time meeting. safety is obviously very important to women......so one would think that they'd meet at a public place for the first time.

    anyway.....let's hope things turned out good for pizza hut
     
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  9. Xmipod
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    Oct 25, 2018
    s--- was it the first time they ever met?

    Our boy pizza hut is probably laying in a bathtub with ice and his kidney next to him in a cooler
     
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  10. TimmyT
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    Oct 25, 2018
    @Pizza Hut how did it go?

    did she really invite you over to her house for the FIRST time that you two met in person?
     
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  11. Xmipod
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    Oct 24, 2018
    Face piercings are so ugly

    She isnt bad tho, good luck @Pizza Hut stay safe and dont be upset when it takes 2 seconds
     
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  12. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Oct 24, 2018
    good luck though man please report back
     
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  13. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Oct 24, 2018
    she just said i could sleep over and she said to bring condoms so looks like imma have fun tonight
     
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  14. K18 El Duderino
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    K18 El Duderino Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Oct 24, 2018
    just chill with the b---- like you was chilling with your homeboy
     
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  15. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Apr 6, 2020
    :currydead:
     
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  16. Xmipod
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    Jun 20, 2019
    @Green Pidgey yall still together?
     
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  17. Xmipod
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    Jun 20, 2019
    Best thread OAT
     
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  18. Jerome
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    Jan 2, 2019
    I dont know you bra, but reading this made me so proud.
     
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  19. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    I think I’ve mentioned it before but I had a tinder date with a cute french chick a couple of years ago. I had taken 2 Xanax 2mg thought it would be a fun night but obviously completely underestimated the Xanax strength. I remember saying about how she looks taller in pictures and talking in detail about the Nice truck attack that had happened recently then. Everything else is a bit of a blur but no sex happened and I woke up to see a text message from her saying it was nice to meet me but we don’t really click but we can still be friends
     
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  20. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Oct 26, 2018
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