Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. 1929357390
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    1929357390 daddy's lil monster

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    Well I applaud your devotion to spanking him and I believe in you
     
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  2. Big Monkey
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    I knew this feeble, sickly little p---- had me on ignore lmao, now that's another feather in my cap.

    And he's such a gargantuan p---- that he even got run off by @Kevin lmao:

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    https://sectioneighty.com/eminem-the-death-of-slim-shady-out-now.t296380/page-3346#post-3663477

    "How valuable, insightful and sane." "Blocked." LOL, what a weak little p-----whipped crypto-incel. And iirc he didn't post again for moooonths after that brutal spanking :laff:
     
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  3. lowkitz
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    lowkitz Holy Spinal Fluid - PT

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    Yeah? So?
     
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  4. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Feb 7, 2026
    I just went through every toxic Eminem relationship song. They hit different. They're real.
     
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  5. 1929357390
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    1929357390 daddy's lil monster

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    Like homely children, each is awful in its own uniquely disfigured way.
     
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  6. Ripper Roo
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    In terms of those 2010 and onwards toxic relationship songs from Eminem, I think Space Bound is probably the best one and then they mostly keep getting worse after that.
     
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  7. 1929357390
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    1929357390 daddy's lil monster

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    Space Bound is absolutely the best of them; I’m also partial to Die Alone and In Too Deep.
     
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  8. Big Monkey
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    Big Monkey Banned

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    Banning is your idea of bullying, not mine, Nicky. That may be how it worked on your native TRshady which was run by thin-skinned trigger-happy nerds, but not on SL.

    On SL you would have been a very welcome punching bag. You're lucky you only joined after the new generation of s--- posters like yourself had already taken over.
     
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  9. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

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    And if you call Shady, I pop out like Kenny
    The Boogey Man to Gen Z
    Everybody In The 313 scream
    “HOUDINI!!!!!”
    And for my last trick, I’m doordashing 50
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

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    Awww diddums wickle Monkey wishes I was still banned lmao grow some bollocks p----
     
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  11. BIGFOOT
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    Love you More the best one for me s----s a classic
     
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    1929357390 daddy's lil monster

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    I just realized that with the exception of Same Song & Dance, there’s no toxic love song on Relapse…

    Why would there be, obviously, but still… maybe My Darling counts, sort of
     
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  13. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

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    True. Space bound should’ve got the love the way you lie radio treatment.
     
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    Spatula that you want

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    I find myself constantly drawn to I'm Sorry.
     
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    I have a soft spot for Space Bound since I played it on repeat when I had my first ever breakup lol. Honestly the instrumental has a great atmosphere. I like how Eminem speeds up and intensifies his flow at the end of every verse. I can actually feel a bit of emotion in the verses. Although the hook might sound stupid to some, it really works for me and adds to the atmosphere of the song. I normally hate Eminem’s singing, but I like it on the bridge of Space Bound. It’s one of the few toxic relationship songs of his that actually feels real.
     
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    That's the exact opposite of what I just said. 39 years old and literally illiterate.

    And as if you weren't dumb enough, it's only a steep cognitive decline from 40 on for fat sedentary Cherry Coke sipping f---s like you :emoji_cry:
     
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    1929357390 daddy's lil monster

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    Zeppelin makes that one hard to resist
     
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

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    Dumb f---s been told numerous times that I don't read ur posts... I mean, no one does. We just skim em and toss them s----s in the trash.
     
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  19. 1929357390
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    1929357390 daddy's lil monster

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    It was such a departure from Eminem standard issue. Ltwyl had that bop pop appeal
     
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