Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. John Lennons Ghost
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    Neither as good looking as me.
     
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  2. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Dec 21, 2025
    Eminem section is just a bunch of good looking men. Let's all get along.
     
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  3. John Lennons Ghost
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    Can’t say I agree. Most of the ones who have the most to say about others appearance are the ones most scared to reveal their face.
     
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  4. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

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    This s--- would have been fire a decade ago or more

     
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  5. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

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    nah, it was a foot but you could also see the knee, no cap
     
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  6. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

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    Supsuck the most beautiful human being in the United Kondom, quit lying before I send his bald a--- supersuck you
     
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  7. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

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    On King Charles. Wales Coast, what’s brackin?
     
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  8. John Lennons Ghost
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    If Marsh is this obsessive over a random stranger on a forum, imagine how stalkerish and obsessive he gets with female relationships in real life, especially the ones that dump him for having disgusting Tortilla breath and moles on his face.
     
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  9. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

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    Dude said a random stranger lmao That’s the homie Supsuck, he’s family.

    And don’t disrespect foreign food when y’all right next to India when it comes to worst food. Go add some butter to your sandwich, ese.
     
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  10. Big Monkey
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    You do understand that nobody laughs at your Supsuck jokes..right? Nobody is laughing with you. People only laugh at the fact you've been ranting about "Supsuck" every day for the past 5 years like an autistic loon.
     
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  11. Minato
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    Ain’t he die? Or was that Elizabeth. These monarch Midgets need a Brexit
     
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  12. John Lennons Ghost
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    It’s becoming more clear by the day why Marsh isn’t allowed to be left alone around his siblings and cousins’ children.
     
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  13. Big Monkey
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    You could just as well replace "Marsh" with "Minato" in that sentence. His preoccupation with "midgets" (read: kids?) isn't much better. f---ing circus freaks.
     
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  14. Minato
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    Don’t compare me to him
    Instead of comparin' midgets, pick a fair fight
    Compare me to lightnin', that similarity's strikin'
    Compare me to Jaws
    Compare me to Manson, Marilyn or Charles
    Compare me to Nas, Biggie, or Pac
    Do not compare me to that Iggy b----
    Or all this f---in' Milli Vanilli hip-hop
    This is where all that silly s--- stops
    Compare me to the pistol that triggered this thought
    The semi, the Glock, 9 millis get cocked, I'm sending a shot
     
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  15. Big Monkey
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    You've already ruined the midget lines in DoSS for me forever, and now you're gonna ruin b--- too??

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    I hope we get something like this. This slaps, and his voice sounds nice like with his recent features.
    I like this more than the original.
     
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  17. Big Monkey
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    It sounds more like an artificial 2000 Eminem than 2003. I don't really hear 2003 at all.
     
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  18. Minato
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    That’s a lot of Shots, Huh?! (Double Entendre)
    Get it. Shots-Huh rhymes with entendre :emoji_eyes:
    Colt 45 Ammo=Pop=Caps=Colt 45 Beer
    but also a Colt is a baby horse. So when I say f--- Colts, I mean of course, I’mma need something stronger. Like a bull or vodka. Thats what I c-m for. Yall ain’t catching these bars. Vodka is stronger than Beer. Like a bull is stronger than a horse. :emoji_skull:
     
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  19. Minato
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    If the AI bubble really does burst, then we are going back to pandemic era vocal mixing. So enjoy this while it last stans
     
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