Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. SOX84
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    I’m scared to watch this gay s---!!!! This has to be Paul’s doing!!!! Nothing about this is hip hop
     
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  2. SOX84
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    Paul looks like the worst possible outcome of a successful gastric bypass surgery
     
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  3. Omar Little
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    Omar Little A man's got to have a code

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    For real, I'd never seen someone who was an inspiration for NOT losing excess fat
     
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  4. Big Monkey
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    Still taller than you. You're 5'5" LOL
     
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  5. albumdrill
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    albumdrill Gravy enema

    Aug 7, 2025
    Documentary and Soundtrack are going to suuuuuck.
     
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  6. albumdrill
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    albumdrill Gravy enema

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    He used to look like Suge Knight now he's Suge Light.
     
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  7. David26
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    Paul has slenderman vibes now
     
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  8. hudson555555
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    Docs getting negative reviews on Reddit I see
     
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  9. Wreckless
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    So you're 37 and 5"5 but have yet to reveal your gender.

    Forgot jewish
     
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  10. Anon
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    but they had a cameo in the movie! how dare they!
     
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  11. Big Monkey
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    Why you projecting though broh. Didn't you try to get one of the mods demodded because he made fun of your height all the time? :lol6:
    and throughout that entire debacle I don't recall you ever denying being 5'5 :lmaooo:
     
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  12. hudson555555
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    b------s!
     
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  13. Big Monkey
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    LOL I went back to that beef and found this. Couldn't admit to being 5'5 so had to add 2 inches as if that changes much lmao:
     
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  14. Wreckless
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    How many prescriptions deep are you? You're straight up hallucinating at this point

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  15. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo melancholy

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    So glad I got early access to the Battlefield 6 beta. It’s pretty d--- fun ngl
     
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  16. Big Monkey
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    Tonshor's little man complex really does explain a lot though:

    Never cared for this self-hating stan Soldier but he nailed it here. Since Tonshor lied about being 5'7 I bet he wears lifts too lmao
     
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  17. Rahamaru
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    three hours
     
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  18. Wreckless
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    A decade old troll post where I jokingly said I’m 5'7 now means I’m 5'5?

    ''Whether it be waiting in line at the convenience store with my beer, or at the grocery store with my beer, or at the beer store with my beer''

    Sounds legit lmao

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  19. Wreckless
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    Space Monkey digging up 2015 threads in search of a comeback

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  20. Big Monkey
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    Also lmao @ deleting the post out of shame later and now trying to play it off as a "joke". Kinda defeats the point to make a whole thread confessing to being a manlet while insisting you're not insecure about it, only to try to cover it up later. But that's classic socially inept Tonshor for you!
     
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