Dec 12, 2023 I phoned customer service earlier... His response was. Well the parcel is 20kg so we need a special vehicle to deliver. Poorest excuse I've ever heard.
Dec 12, 2023 Just got a pack, came from the DHL, just got up with a pack Got out a pack, came from the DHL, just got off like a bail Got out a pack, new ones in my jail Just got out, found a pack, I got a pack (Been in jail, been in jail, yeah, yeah, yeah) Just got a pack, came from the DHL We get the check, bail (like it long-term like the pill) I got a pack, came from the DHL Just got up on a pill, I got a–
Dec 12, 2023 I think I will get the iPhone 15 Pro instead of the Pro Max because I have small girl hands.
Dec 12, 2023 Do it. Obnoxiously large phones aren’t worth it anyway. The screen to body ratio is good enough on the normal pro that it’s still pretty sizable and practical
Dec 12, 2023 Yeah you’re right. I used to be obsessed with big phones but now I realize I don’t really need it. The only use for it I could see is if I watched a lot of YouTube, movies, or shows on my phone but I don’t do that. If I’m gonna watch that stuff I’m gonna watch it on my TV or PC. Even with my current 5.8 inch iPhone XS I still have to shift it around in my hand during one handed use. Plus I’ll be saving like $200. The Pro Max has a slightly better camera system and battery life but I don’t really care that much about that because if I really wanna get good photos I’ll take them on an actual camera.
Dec 12, 2023 I'll always insist on the monster being better thatn LTWYL, both are poppy sure, but the monster feels like a poppier version of an eminem song while LTWYL is just a s-----y love song about an abusive relationship and without even the little bit of creativity it takes to make the "Abusive Partner = Hip-Hop" metaphor he's done a hundred times by now Also, everyone always talks about the s-----y dad jokes on MTBMB (and rightfully so) but I rarely ever see anyone talking s--- about the "window pane" line
Dec 12, 2023 The window pane line is one of his most ridiculed puns on this site. Bad puns go in the dad jokes category I'd say. It's been a problem with his music since 2010, but they were much worse back then. "Calm Batman" is the worst that comes to mind.
Dec 12, 2023 Talks about the Rihanna collabs remind me that Eminem confirmed they have songs together that aren’t released. Because they recorded some for her album too
Dec 12, 2023 maybe that's a good thing, remember "numb"? "I'm the butt police and I'm looking at your REAR REAR REAR" OOOF
Dec 12, 2023 Omgg. I forgot about that. That actually might be what he was mentioning, my memory just blocked that song out so I thought she never released anything with him
Dec 12, 2023 Just remembered this one: I'm the s---, why you think Proof used to call me "Doody"? The only thing that could make this worse is if he'd said "get it?" like in the Batman line. I'm tempted to say nothing tops these but this is Eminem we're talking about so maybe not.
Dec 12, 2023 Recovery puns are insanely bad. 'I guess that's why they call it window pain!' But also one of the worst he does is just using part of someone's name that sounds like something and saying 'like', LIKE, 'they call me a wigger like Renée Zell...'... so f---ing lazy. For somebody who goes on n on about writing, n complexity... a f---ing child could write that in 2 seconds.
Dec 12, 2023 They seem like they ought to be right down your alley tbh. You're every bit as corny as they are.
Dec 12, 2023 The battery life is a huge jump on the bigger phones though to be fair. I wish my XS Max had a good max capacity because I’d just keep this & get a replacement battery as it’s still pretty snappy. At least knowing this has lasted 5 years & still going strong (apart from the battery), gives me hope my next one last even longer, especially when I can replace the battery on the newer ones if that’s what goes first.
Dec 12, 2023 iPhones have to be some of the longest lasting phones out there. I’ve also had my current one for 5 years. It’s only just now starting to malfunction. Before this I was on Android and replaced my phone every 2-3 years. Google is the only Android company I’m aware of that seems to care about longevity. With phone tech not progressing as quickly as it used to, I think a lot of phones will start lasting longer though.
