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Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (OUT NOW!)

Started by RetiredAccount, Dec 6, 2020, in Eminem Add to Reading List

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jankland In My Cringe Arc.

Dec 12, 2022

fromconnecticut said

This is almost as cringe as Ariana Grande doing her worst impression of Samuel Jackson's Ezekiele 25:17 verse pretending she reads the Bible on God is a woman
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If you disrespect anymore of my Italian brethren I'll send the mafia after you

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https://eminem.news/target-photos.html

Em at target

Behind this belief is a hope that this sighting can lead to more music. New fans do not even know, but there were times when photos and videos of Marshall caught in Target were a reliable sign that he is putting the finishing touches on his upcoming release.

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Marshall III

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BIGBOY said

Well to each their own and all (bash fagets) but for the record it's a she

If some of you were hoping it was a guy, no shade from me. I'm not a gay basher (bash fagets)

Lukewarm take: Eminem is such a closet h---.
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Never heard this

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Marshall III

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Imagine seeing Em in target. Holy s---

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Ricky said

1. Having a d-ck is better than having vagina. I'd rather insert a d-ck than take one in.

2. Jerking off is better than recieving a blo-jo- from a guy. Yuck.

3. Vegeta is better than Goku. Vege - vitamins, goku - gook.

4. MMLP2 is better than MMLP, because MMLP didn't have Bad Guy 4th verse on it, which s----s on everything on MMLP top to bottom.

5. Jankland is better than Wankland. Wankland sounds childish, Jankland however sounds like land of being janked. And no, I won't explain what being janked means.

6. Golf is better than basketball. Holes are smaller and it's harder to strike one.

7. Revival is better than Relapse. It has variety of different Eminem eras, Relapse is just great beats by Dr. Dre and psycho killer theme.

8. Rap Devil is better than Killshot and if u think otherwise it's because your beard is probably weird too and you took that diss personally.

9. Ronaldo is better than Messi, it's self-explanatory.

10. LeBron is better than MJ. MJ was a 4 foot tall white singer. White men can't jump.

11. Reddit is better than SXN80, more people there.

12. Boobs are better than a---. Milk comes out of boobs, melted Taco Bell comes from a---.

13. Pringles are better than fries. You can't prepare fries outside, you can eat pringles everywhere.

14. Favorite is better than favourite. Less letters to write, more time to hustle baby.

15. Phoenix is better joker than Heath, because Phoenix acts better. Heath is pretty stiff.

16. Scorsese is better than Tarantino. Tarantino is just insecure douche who make movies only to see feet. Gross.

17. Skylar melon head is way better than Paul, she's a woman after all.

18. Kim is better than Bonnie & Clyde. Kim is experimental rap song, Bonnie and Clyde is so boring J.Cole "4 your eyez only" sounds like cocaine infested german rave in the late 90s.

19. Creed is better than Rocky, they had a 3rd fight behind the closed door and guess who won that, yes, Creed.

20. Adidas is better than Nike indeed.

21. Android is better than apple, are you kidding me? A phone vs. a fruit?

22. Kane is better than Undertaker, easily.

23. D12 is better than NWA. D12 has Eminem and a lot of fun songs. NWA is just gangbangers who promote violence.

24. Burger King is better than McDonald's. I'd rather eat where King eats, not with clowns.

25. Taekwondo is better than boxing, cause it's all about protection. Boxers have weak legs.

26. Floyd is better than Ali, Floyd would whip Ali a--- right now.

27. God is better than Satan and matter of fact, you need to find god.
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Super duper late to this but I am here to say Vegeta is in fact better than b---- a--- Kakarot and no one will ever change my mind.

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Marshall III

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Who the f--- wishes for MMLP3
How bout Relapse 2 produced by Dre

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Ricky FORUM BOY SUMMER

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FiveOh1 said

Super duper late to this but I am here to say Vegeta is in fact better than b---- a--- Kakarot and no one will ever change my mind.
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I respect your opinion, it's wrong, but you're just a human after all

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Marsh Rosi Season Coming

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DontKnow said

Kanye West's daughter tiktoking Big Weenie

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She's looking for a new dad since Ye is nuts

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fromconnecticut said

This is almost as cringe as Ariana Grande doing her worst impression of Samuel Jackson's Ezekiele 25:17 verse pretending she reads the Bible on God is a woman
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She's 9 calm the fck down you slow

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Where Eminem
When album

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fromconnecticut You'd get washed like a bar of soap

Dec 12, 2022

DontKnow said

She's 9 calm the fck down you slow
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I said it was cringe, I didn't say I'd b--- her you piece of chewed raw sausage

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The Lyricvore My balls are gone.

Dec 12, 2022

Marshall III said

Who the f--- wishes for MMLP3
How bout Relapse 2 produced by Dre
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I’d get excited for either . Mmlp 3 produced by bass brothers would be hype

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hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

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Crookedeye said

i hate the internet coz that could easily be a dude lol
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Yeah I prefer knowing cos it’s much hotter

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JulnHT said

Where Eminem
When album
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This Friday

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The Lyricvore said

I’d get excited for either . Mmlp 3 produced by bass brothers would be hype
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It ain't the same tho because we don't have the original Marshall

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fromconnecticut said

I said it was cringe, I didn't say I'd b--- her you piece of chewed raw sausage
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You really compared a 9 yo with a grown a--- lady calling her cringe. Grow up you dumb, she was enjoying herself

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Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

Dec 12, 2022
I have extreme respect for Eminem for getting clean and despite all his success still putting everything in his music.
It's really hard to be motivated once you are comfortable. His drive is not normal. He's genuine.

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good idea

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Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

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Eminem is a better rapper now than in his prime.

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hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

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Spatula said

Eminem is a better rapper now than in his prime.
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Do you know what prime means lad

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