Dec 15, 2025 Nah I’ve given up on alts. Whoever this is isn’t using English as broken as mine was which is disappointing. I have yet to see something on the level of “wut r u tolkien uh bout” or “eye donut wanna dew dis Annie Moore”
Dec 15, 2025 Relapse is much greater than the sum of its parts. 3 AM is not necessarily a masterpiece.
Dec 15, 2025 Spatula should make a whole set of alts that are different kitchen utensils with different personalities.
Dec 15, 2025 So many Relapse posters, got a wall full In fact, you would hate my walls, they're all full
Dec 15, 2025 But f--- it, when life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade Gin (Gin & Juice) But if I can't batter the women (Lay Back!) How the f--- am I supposed to bake 'em a cake, then? (b----) Don't mistake midgets for a Skillet (ouch) It's a fatal mistake if you think I need a measuring cup and thermometer (Yeah, Debbie) To check the temperature (Mom, it’s done) I’m spicer with a chicken Baster (No it’s not son) Don't be a r-----, be a test- taster? (Yumm) Think not, why be a hater when you can be a Baker?
Dec 16, 2025 One more irrelevant spam off topic post and you’ll be thread banned for at least a week. Final warning.
Dec 16, 2025 Game that 50 year old still posted up on the corner trying to fit in with the youth. Hang it up Gramps, and go pay your mortgage
