Feb 7, 2026

That’s how you know Eminem is in Album mode. Midgets like J Cole know

 

Feb 7, 2026

Slim Shady brain dead like jim brady
I'm a m-80 you little like king Jong un lately

 

Feb 7, 2026

And what about me?
Nowadays everybody forgets about Shady
Since 73 when Debbie said f--- Plan B
Got a C Section and pulled out a Baby
I said Hi, My Name is Slim Shady
Made History with D, started rapping uncontrollably
Taped Dre to a f---ing washing machine
Played my demo till his ears bleed
Force feed Jimmy Lovine detergent swiftly
Swifty and Proof told me he’s allergic to Bounty
So I got 50 to turn executives necks to the streets
Bet you didn’t think a white and Black G could mix
Now give me respect before I fold these jeans
Sydney Sweeney ain’t got s--- on me

 

Feb 7, 2026

Yo @Crookedeye that was dope bro I definitely need you in the round after Evad vs Ricky 100% haha

 

Feb 7, 2026

Nah i wish lol

 

Feb 6, 2026

i like these man, you should post more, you’re a great writer, very emotional and creative. do you produce these beats as well?

 

Feb 6, 2026

I mean I made this depressing a--- song a couple yours ago properly but its short af

 

Feb 6, 2026

Yeah it feels good to know someone listened lol im f---in wasted rn so its not my best at all but was fun to do xd will listen to the other songs posted now


Ik he likes my asmr raps xdd

The end was s--- coz i gave up lmao but meh

And recording in one take was rough snd I messd up lool

 

Feb 6, 2026

Appreciate you listening tho

 

Feb 6, 2026

If i can join late I can probably work on smth thats actually good with doubles and s--- im just gone off this black cherry Jim Bean rn lol

 

Feb 6, 2026

Ah okay, ye i feel okay just rapping in my kitchen coz its away from my neighbour lol and idk i just felt left out. Found a beat and starting writing to it :L

Like i have FL Studio producer edition but recorded it on my phone out of boredom

No idea if im good coz i only write smth every couple years but this was just a fun hour or 2, hopefully when I move i can record more coz this s----s like therapy to me even if im just drunk and yappin, will listen to the others now tho

 

Feb 6, 2026

i mean we are between rounds of the tournament right now, but contributions to creative are always welcome. consider posting in the battle thread!

 

Feb 6, 2026

Bro im drunk af lmao I thought there was a rap tournament thing going on so wanted to join in lmao

Hopefully it sounds okay tho im just drinking and started writing randomly lol

 

Feb 6, 2026

Im super drunk but wanted to write smth coz bored

 

Feb 5, 2026

Fighting words. A true warrior

No problem my man. Enjoyed having and hearing what you dropped. I'll be in touch

 

Feb 5, 2026

Lool unlucky brother... easy way to avenge this is to enter the colisseum again. I know that you'll come back stronger chief.

 

Feb 5, 2026

CSW

Good effort. Third verse was the best because you managed to stay on beat throughout it, well almost. Not sure what the deal is with all the Eminem-isms but I’d add a little more originality to your songs. There’s parts of the first couple of verses that fall off beat.

Id suggest maybe recording a few bars at a time instead of trying to one-take the verses, so you can really listen back and get the bars to land on time properly.

I like the addition of the female hook. It’s kinda cute. Although I felt almost molested throughout the last verse. Maybe you should have kept that verse between the two of you. Overall, not too bad.

DiggleDogg

Good effort. A little monotone with the delivery. There’s a million different white dudes through America that have the exact same voice and delivery. Maybe try to add a little more diversity to the voice and how you deliver certain lines. I wanna hear more effort.

On beat throughout the whole song. Some nice multi syllable rhyming. I like how you tried to switch the flow up a little bit after the second “lost” vocal part. I personally felt like it dragged on a little bit towards the end.


Both good efforts I guess for a couple of nerdy white dudes just having a bit of fun. In terms of which song I enjoyed the most, I’m actually (and surprisingly) gonna have to go with @CSW on this one. I think the female hook just edged it, but doesn’t mean Diddler Doggs was bad or anything.

Well done guys. One vote for CSW.

 

Feb 5, 2026

this round was just better song. future rounds can be diss battles should the participants so choose

 

Feb 4, 2026

Sweet nice one bro

 

Feb 4, 2026

Yeah man I’ll be a judge for Evad vs. Ricky if we’re still doing the judge model by then