reply to thread

Thread Tools

Crazy Birds in the City

Started by Wreckless, Jul 18, 2021, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Slyk
    Posts: 8,512
    Likes: 29,663
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011
    Location: Detroit -> Cali

    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jul 22, 2021
    i think they offer very little from a companionship-perspective.

    me: "cats are assholes"
    everybody i meet who owns a cat: "they are. but mine is different. he/she cuddles up next to me and actually shows affection"
    without fail.
     
    #21
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Ricky like this.
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Ricky like this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  2. Ricky
    Posts: 39,471
    Likes: 101,721
    Joined: Jul 15, 2015

    Ricky Hip-Hop CEO ™

    Jul 22, 2021
    I will never say my cat is different, he's an a------ too, MFer keeps scratching everything and he ain't even a DJ smh

    But he's lovely, he hates me tho, but he loves my wife so he's behaving like an angel around her.
     
    #22
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Rodamon like this.
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Rodamon like this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  3. Slyk
    Posts: 8,512
    Likes: 29,663
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011
    Location: Detroit -> Cali

    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jul 22, 2021
    lol. we're mad pivoting, but why tf do you enjoy having the cat around if it's an a------, f---s everything up with its claws, and hates you?
     
    #23
    2
    Wreckless and Ordinary Joel like this.
    2
    Wreckless and Ordinary Joel like this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  4. Rodamon
    Posts: 2,220
    Likes: 3,189
    Joined: Mar 11, 2011

    Rodamon

    Jul 22, 2021
    it did brighten mine
     
    #24
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Ricky like this.
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Ricky like this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  5. Ricky
    Posts: 39,471
    Likes: 101,721
    Joined: Jul 15, 2015

    Ricky Hip-Hop CEO ™

    Jul 22, 2021
    I love this tiny MFer, he loves hip-hop and sometimes he allows me to pet him - also crib is more alive when cat is stumbling from corner to corner
     
    #25
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Slyk like this.
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Slyk like this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  6. icecube
    Posts: 9,521
    Likes: 19,696
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011
    Location: London

    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Jul 22, 2021
    Maybe it was the same seagull getting what was coming to him. It was in Poland I saw this seagull!
     
    #26
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Ricky like this.
    3
    Wreckless, Ordinary Joel and Ricky like this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  7. Ricky
    Posts: 39,471
    Likes: 101,721
    Joined: Jul 15, 2015

    Ricky Hip-Hop CEO ™

    Jul 22, 2021
    Oh s---, so karma exists lmao
     
    #27
    1
    Ordinary Joel likes this.
    1
    Ordinary Joel likes this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  8. icecube
    Posts: 9,521
    Likes: 19,696
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011
    Location: London

    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Jul 22, 2021
    Of course it does! Hi my name is Earl.
     
    #28
    3
    Sign Language, Ordinary Joel and Ricky like this.
    3
    Sign Language, Ordinary Joel and Ricky like this.
    Apr 19, 2024
  9. Kevin
    Posts: 4,855
    Likes: 5,301
    Joined: Feb 15, 2011
    Location: Killafornia

    Kevin Migo

    Aug 11, 2021
    I never f----- a bird or a cat can we move on please? What cat you think is gonna let you f--- it? They don't even like baths...
     
    #29
    1
    Ordinary Joel likes this.
    1
    Ordinary Joel likes this.
    Apr 19, 2024