Aug 1, 2015Way too many, I am literally a waking L, I win just as much but I'm really not even sure. Just too f---ing many to pinpoint one.
When I was 8 some kid that was around 15 spat in my face, and I just took it like a b----. Still hurts pisses me off a little knowing I let him do it, my cousin defended me a few weeks later, made him run like a b----, but never properly got my revenge.
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back in the day used to have to jack it to the spice channel but it was scrambled since my parents obviously didn't pay for it. Had to jack like a savage to some scrambled ti--ies that you saw for half a second...almost got caught a bunch of times fumbling for the remote
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h--- no
Wish I had Drake to walk me through it brah.
I got my hand on your boob
It's everything that I see
I want this night just to be over, pretty please
I can't get my hand off of you
You're about to leave a mark on me
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No, I was trying to make sure she didn't think I was Bill Cosby for the next few weeksCODEiNE DEMON, Ordinary Joel and Mike Tyson like this. - Nov 18, 2025
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Backed my boat into the water at a local lake (with no dock) tied it up. Came back and the whole thing was under water. The plug housing just fell out
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i remember once asking when i was younger "is it in"
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@threee has the worst friendsOrdinary Joel, threee and Nori like this. -
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@FullSpeed's biggest L is not having those huskies and chicks to make that cashOrdinary Joel, Nori and sxneighty123 like this. -
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*Disappointed C Papi*
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I went to Europe with a couple friends about a year ago and I shared a room with a bunch of mates and it was all round just great
I found out last week that one of my friends, while we were all out somewhere, jacked off onto one of the beds, which I then slept on a couple hours later
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Yeah I dated this girl for 1.5 years, got cheated on, continued to date her for an additional six months back in 2012. Then the same s--- happened, so she said we were going on a "break". I sat back for a good year watching/hearing about her with other guys and s--- (obviously), while I wasn't doing much. Then came two years of her hitting me up when it's convenient for her, and I always fell for it like a huge idiot. Idk I just couldn't get over her completely. So earlier this year, we started hanging out again after she dropped out of college like an idiot, and one thing lead to another and we smashed. So right after she tells me "she's pregnant", so I say "lol how would you know that already", then she says "No I'm 2 months pregnant with this guy from school". I stood there like
. Safe to say that's all I needed to hear to be over her forever. That's what I call karma.Criza Malone Hamilton, Alpha and Ordinary Joel like this.Nov 18, 2025(This ad goes away when signing up) -
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stopppppppppOrdinary Joel, threee and Nori like this.Nov 18, 2025(This ad goes away when signing up) -
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Is everything ok bb?
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Nori letting ppl give him indian fire on his peckerOrdinary Joel, CODEiNE DEMON and Nori like this. -
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@Nori
are you a redbone?Ordinary Joel, threee and Nori like this.
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