May 16, 2017

snoop dogg> kendrick

 

May 16, 2017

new snoop forgettable

 

May 16, 2017

 

May 16, 2017

U f---ing disturbed my initial sleep process with this noti you do it again I'll remove Drake from top 20

 

May 16, 2017

2*

 

May 16, 2017

This dude who I used to work with "who everyone thinks is gay or autistic or some s--- we don't know what's wrong with em" relentlessly hit me up on facebook today to borrow $20 and I told em no about 1000 times but he just wouldn't stop f---ing messaging me so I said f--- it and I told em id borrow em the money til he gets paid. I tell em hes gotta meet me at the grocery store by my house cause there's an atm there. I bike to the grocery store expecting to see him outside, no sign of em. I go and take out the money and walk through the entire store like 10 f---ing times every aisle made a full loop at least ten times, walked around the entire building twice no sign of em. Minding my business the whole time right. Go to the convenience store in the grocery store buy some f---ing toothpaste, deodorant. and a f---ing juice, walk around the entire building and store again, no f---ing sign of this dude. He doesn't have a phone so I was literally just relying on the fact that he would be there like he said he would on facebook. At this point i've wasted about a half hour in the store. There's like a super nice food court in this grocery store and I was hungry af so I go and order a f---ing double bacon cheeseburger with fries and a drink an s---. Sit down at the food court where I can see a good portion of people walking around, wait for my food for about 10 minutes. No sign of em.

I accept that he's not here at this point and just start looking forward to my food when this ugly fat mf'er who I thought nothing of at the time goes and picks up his meal right before i'm about to get mine. Gives me the weird head nod weirdos give you when they're feeling weird and s---. Goes and fills up his drink, then out of nowhere this complete and total stranger who i've never seen in my life just starts talking my f---ing ear off to no end. "Oh what'd you get? I got the chicken strips with honey mustard! You know they don't have szechuan sauce here, mcdonalds doesn't sell that anymore but Rick and Morty is responsible for this petition that only needs 10,000 more signatures for them to get it back ." Like non stop this dude just ranted to me about food, fixing f---ing cars, the types of cars he likes and dislikes from the time I got my food, to the time I walked out of that place. And I was the only MFer in that food court. Worst conversation i've had in 2017, and hands down the most annoying motherfucking stranger i've ever met. Couldn't get a single word in and this dude just went on a f---ing tangent about cars and f---ing szechuan sauce for twenty minutes straight.s--- was f---ing ridiculous. smfh

 

May 16, 2017

imagine reading this

 

May 16, 2017

top 2 but im not 2

 

May 16, 2017

bro stop trying to get my attention it's really not funny like you have a problem

 

May 16, 2017

exactly

 

May 16, 2017

Ik im jk

 

May 16, 2017

Goat user

 

May 16, 2017

K im bout to eat ttyl

 

May 16, 2017

what ?

 

May 16, 2017

not bad

 

May 16, 2017

n----- sat there and actually typed this s---
get a f---ing life lmao

 

May 16, 2017

lol it aint that deep guys , no need to get at him with replies straight out of 2012

 

May 16, 2017

imagine waiting at the grocery store for like 45 mins to loan some n----- $20 that you know you aint finna get back

 

May 16, 2017

shut up

 

May 16, 2017

When did I say you were allowed to speak?