ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ SXN80 Dystopia Chat Thread ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (Shh Meeseeks is still watching)

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  1. Lucy
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    Apr 23, 2017
    how long/short we talking? shoulder length or a bit shorter is perf imo. i have a beard and sometimes get hairs stuck in my.mouth. i hate it. but when i wake up next to a girl with long hair theres so much f---ing hair in my mouth i feel like a public pool filter.
     
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    Everyday
    Don't be a p---- tho
     
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  3. Saint Michael
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    Apr 23, 2017
    Lol breh I've been feeling this way to a serious degree for a few months now, if I don't slow TF down I'm gonna go deaf.
     
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    What's it like having a beard anyways? I swear that s--- would get annoying af eating s--- and getting it stuck in your hair
     
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    U not gonna go deaf bro lol u might just damage your ears if u got your volume up crazy
    People go to concerts every weekend and never go deaf stop being a b----
     
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  6. Saint Michael
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    Apr 23, 2017
    I wasn't serious dumbkunt.
     
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  7. Saint Michael
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    d--- the new Frank features Travis.
     
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    Aw f--- up ya f---in logy watching kunt bag
     
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  9. Lucy
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    Apr 23, 2017
    pretty s---, but im at the age where to maintain it i need to shave like twice a week, so sometimes its just easier to not shave and be a lazy nu-male hipster for a month. but pretty much anyone who constantly has a moustache longer than 1 cm and a beard down to their nipples is a c----. like, its not fun to maintain a beard, especially since it grows fast it gets like longer than a few millimetres and just think of like hair trimmings getting everywhere its s---. its like a 1 hoir ordeal minimum, everytime you trim/shave. and it's like, you can avoid that by being a a pompous c---- who gets his beard trimmed at a barber. but imo its like going to the dentist twice a day so they can brush yoir teeth
     
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  10. Saint Michael
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    I meant about the part where I said I'd go deaf, and no they're trash.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    OGASAPTRAPLORD PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY RAF

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    Short haired women sexy af if they get the right haircut.
     
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    I'm back from work again. Just worked like 12 hours
     
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  14. Saint Michael
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    d---, what do you do?
     
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    I work for a landscaping company
     
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    My schedule is Thurs-Saturday 5-4 Sunday 5-12
     
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    VR46 Kamikaze

    Apr 23, 2017
    i'll show you p---- footin i ll kick a b---- in the c----
    Til it makes her queef and sounds like a f---ing whoopy cushion

    this hard ngl
     
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    what this from
     
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    Apr 23, 2017
    some classic song
     
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    Yeah Cold Wind Blows a good one
     
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