Apr 10, 2017

yes the alien one

 

Apr 10, 2017

one of the weirdest films ive ever seen

 

Apr 10, 2017

buff u like speilberg

 

Apr 10, 2017

He has some beautiful s--- so yeah a lot of classics
Bro someone died at the party I was at a few days ago

 

Apr 10, 2017

how

 

Apr 10, 2017

Overdosed, bro I was sitting next to his body smoking cones, thought he was passed out wtf. Saw him a few hours later thought he was still out apparently they checked his pulse dude dead

 

Apr 10, 2017

yup that s--- happens f---in nuts

 

Apr 10, 2017

aw ty bbys

 

Apr 10, 2017

This fatcunt is Marco, Boi won't stop eating. He's cross eyed and not really agile like his sick c---- brother. He's so cute tho <<. You don't have to work for his affection like his brother, hes a friendly whor-

This my n----- Pablo, named after a GOAT. He straight SAVAGE , does not give a f---, terrorises and chases dogs up and down the street of my neighbourhood. We have to keep this Boi on a leash because he too wild




This is them at 8 weeks, so fluffy . They get on real well and always play and fight (Marco used to hump Pablo, s--- was weird as cuh,that s--- link Inscense or something). Their breed is like really domestic, called rag dolls or something



We used to have to other cats for 18 years called Byron and Carey, named after football players, they died within a year of each other due to cancer (tongue and bowel lmao Wut) they were as cute as these kittens. RIP

 

Apr 10, 2017

i love cats

 

Apr 10, 2017

> dogs imo

they way low matience

 

Apr 10, 2017

awwww omfggggggg kunt so cute adorable no my heart can't handle this s--- holy f---
@Vouchers

 

Apr 10, 2017

move to aus

 

Apr 10, 2017

Bruh i have a cat named after Kanye what do u have on me? NOTHING

 

Apr 10, 2017

 

Apr 10, 2017

I'ma name my kid Sosa

 

Apr 10, 2017

fuuuuuccckkk

 

Apr 10, 2017

was on rg and saw the greatest post oat again:

"It’s been my new year resolution to expose the s--- out of you. I’ve lost a great deal of respect for you the moment you changed your username from Metaphors to “Enigmatic Entertainment”. I’m shocked you still have the same tag.

You see Enigmatic, I like metaphors. And I’m sure that most people here do. Jay-Z, Nas, Eminem, MF DOOM,Lil Wayne Joey Bada$$, Earl Sweatshirt…etc. The list goes on. The list of great emcees who love the use of metaphors. Anyone can do similes. But metaphors took the game to a whole ‘nother level. A toddler can do similes. SOULJA can do similes. But it takes a true artist to do le metaphor.

I remember it like it was yesterday. I was coming home from school one Monday afternoon after being teased about still having my virginity. Those b------s…everyday I would go to school and get roasted by my whole class. In fact, even the janitor use to mop the floor with my a---. (ba dum tss) I was no roaster. I was a victim. A burn victim.

To avoid the strife, I went home from school one afternoon and went to the internet forums: VirginsGenius, or as you would like to call it, “rapgenius”. It was there that I saw this thread of a user getting his d-ck s----d because of a Blu album, and I couldn’t help but to grip my shaft(uncircumcised btw #TurtleNeck) while reading aloud the imaginative descriptive story of this young man getting fellatio. It was there that I would bust my nut every.single.day. That thread is the definition of a classic, and this is coming from a man that considers Views a classic so you already know that I don’t take that term lightly.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand. I would beat my meat to this thread every day. And whilst I was scrolling down the thread one day, looking for any updates that might turn me on(like maybe the girl got pregnant and they did a threesome) I came across a user named Metaphors. At first I was indecisive how to feel about you. Metaphors are a pretty big deal in the rap industry. f--- it, metaphors are pretty big in every aspect of life! Even the bible is full of metaphors! Seeing someone with the username “Metaphors” was essentially no different from your average Joe dubbing himself “God”.

But I gave you a try. I figured someone named Metaphors had to have a decent reason for their username. Initially I hated it…going to your profile and jack--- o-- to it everyday…sniffing my computer screen in hopes to make you mine. It was h---…but I was a man on a journey…I was a TPAB album because I kept looking for answers. (that was a metaphor) The evils of Lucy were all around me at the time…and Lucy was the children at my school…bullying me.(and the janitor too,yo for real tho f--- that old a--- n-----) Whenever I would get home from school I would Google rap songs with “metaphors” in them. And my God…it changed my life.

It was then that I discovered artists such as Andre 3K, Eminem, Nas, Lil Durk, Jay-Z. I could go on and on. These artists had nothing in common. Not their accents, not their styles, not their voices, not even their origins, but what they did have in common was le metaphor…I was in an extremely dark place at that point in my life..and listening to these artists and their use of metaphors really helped me to pull on through.

And I owe it all to you @Metaphors. If I hadn’t had looked up the word metaphors I’d possibly be in a completely different place from now. Maybe even dead or strung out on crack. All because of my virginity. Strange isn’t it? For a while I actually worshiped you…I would stalk you on RapGenius and screenshot whatever you would say. I’d then print out the screen captures and gorilla glue all your posts to my wall. Pretty soon your posts covered up my whole room. I made custom bedsheets and comforters with your RapGenius profile on it and not to mention the body pillow that I ordered of your face that never came in. I even had a shrine of the link to your profile sitting in my backyard and a tattoo across my chest: “Similes are nice. But Metaphors are lyfe.”

You rocked my world! I use to have conversations with you everyday. You gave me confidence when I was in school! Whenever those bullies turned on me I turned right back around and decapitated them in the name of Metaphors! I lost my virginity! I did so much!!! All because of you @Metaphors! People would call me crazy because I was always talking to something that they couldn’t see…something they didn’t have the luxury of knowing…I was talking to YOU @Metaphors! You were always here with me!And I had you all to myself So the blessing were twice as plentiful!

But one day I logged into RapGenius, looking for that Blu thread when I couldn’t help but see you changed your username….you changed it to…Enigmatic Entertainment…I mean…it’s a play on assonance…so I guess that’s cool…but….but no…it was NOT cool! It makes no f---ing sense! Seriously, that name means nothing, it fake deeper than Hopsin’s music! I lost all respect towards you: for my God had transformed into SATAN! I hate you Satan! I can’t stand you and I REBUKE you; depart from me!

Ever since then, I’ve made it my duty to expose your homosexuality to prove to the forums that you truly are the Devil’s reincarnate. I slip into your Q&A threads like a thief in the night dressed in all black…I will expose, and then eradicate you, and your entire existence! Then you will reincarnate back into my God: Metaphors!! But as you are now, IMPERFECT!"

 

Apr 10, 2017

Bruh

just made an RG account guess what it was called

 

Apr 10, 2017

We don't f---ing know p----