ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ SXN80 Dystopia Chat Thread ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (Shh Meeseeks is still watching)

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  1. Saint Michael
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    Apr 4, 2017
    then why does your a--- look like a shooting range
     
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  2. Hana Song
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    Hana Song Señor Wiggles

    Apr 4, 2017
    They took his house lol. The thing about my Dad though is instead of paying them off or leaving, he's been studying non stop for months. They tried to kick his case at a State court so he took it to Federal and now they're trying to throw it out :drakelaugh2:

    My Dad picked me up and told me all about it one night. It was a pretty enlightening experience.
     
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  3. Vouchers
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    Vouchers Lazy Sundaze

    Apr 4, 2017
    That BigFreddie
     
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  4. gavin
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    gavin I go fishing, alot.. https://catchpedia.com

    Apr 4, 2017
    Why are you looking at my a---? f---ing fa----
     
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  5. Broccoli Tree
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    Apr 4, 2017
    so his name is not freddie? dammit.
     
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  6. Saint Michael
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    sorry, i mean your entire body, and couldn't help it, was slumped over all bloody and battered, a--- visible
     
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  7. Vouchers
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    Vouchers Lazy Sundaze

    Apr 4, 2017
    What is he basing his case on though? Why are they trying to take his house in the first place?
     
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  8. gavin
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    gavin I go fishing, alot.. https://catchpedia.com

    Apr 4, 2017
    Pretty sure this made me horny, not sure though
     
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  9. Saint Michael
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    i'm no necrophiliac but when buff comes back that can be arranged
     
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  10. VR46
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    VR46 Kamikaze

    Apr 4, 2017
    in
     
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  11. Saint Michael
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    i'm just tryna connec wit somethin babe
     
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  12. gavin
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    gavin I go fishing, alot.. https://catchpedia.com

    Apr 4, 2017
    I’ve been up a very long time, wonder why they hate on me
     
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  13. Broccoli Tree
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    where is slim
     
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  14. VR46
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    VR46 Kamikaze

    Apr 4, 2017
    wtf too many aged like threads
     
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  15. Broccoli Tree
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    where is fresh
     
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  16. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Apr 4, 2017
    u want me to explain? its because everyone loves sex, but men have an inbuilt alert system in the back of their head reminding them 24/7 that having a quick f--- right now would be great. Every man knows this, it's what drives us for the most part and is our most basic of animal instincts. It's not like "HOLY f--- IM GOING TO COMMIT r--- IF I DONT GET MY NEEDS NOW REEE" its just like a phone notification every 5 mins or so in your brain reminding you "hay, if you could, u would slide in a vag rn" and this alert system is running and the only time it's not running is when you spend time with a significant other or similar. The longer u go without sex, the hungrier for it u get.

    Now since every Male on the planet knows this, and in this day and age of the internet, it is safer for men to assume a "female" on the internet is a male, cat fishing your s---.

    An example of this, you know i dunno, maybe couple times a month i get the tinder match and it's
    "Hey baby ^_^
    want to making intimate f---ing with you right
    now im so wet and horny
    meet me here www.dodgy deff a virus.com"
    they are robots.

    Now i've asked the question to female friends "have u ever had like a tinder robot" and the answer majority of the time is no. I had one girl say yes, but get this, she's bi and matched with a female robot. So to my knowledge, these female bots are everywhere trying to lure hungry men, where are the male bots to lure hungry women? they don't exist.
     
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  17. Vouchers
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    Vouchers Lazy Sundaze

    Apr 4, 2017
    I think he said he'll be busy today
     
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  18. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Apr 4, 2017
    inb4 omg i have mouse brain can't read more than 4 words
     
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  19. Hana Song
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    Hana Song Señor Wiggles

    Apr 4, 2017
    I'll send you a transcript once the trial ends.
     
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    Vouchers Lazy Sundaze

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    LOL I don't need that
     
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