Eminem New Album discussion thread (confirmed this year)

Started by RetiredAccount, Dec 6, 2020, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau OH CANADA

    Dec 2, 2022
    This is the truth, ive banged some hot a--- girls in my day and im an average dude.

    They arent disappointed until they get to the micro-penis, but i either stick my balls in too or go down on them for like 4 hours
     
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  2. Concept
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    Concept destruction breeds creation

    Dec 2, 2022
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  3. Marshall III
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    Dec 2, 2022
    Right For Me is a masterpiece.
    Modern day Slim Shady LP
     
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  4. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo sleepy

    Dec 2, 2022
    Good. Hopefully now everyone here has more confidence and realize they don’t have to be incels anymore.
     
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  5. Marshall III
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    Dec 2, 2022
    Real D12 Shady Records fans appreciate this:
     
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  6. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Dec 2, 2022
    Hard agree, Vegas is also a SSLP leftover they just rerecorded.
     
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  7. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau OH CANADA

    Dec 2, 2022
    If youd DM me your telephone number id gladly share a photo of my micro-penis with you. Ive also got sex tapes of me putting it and my ballsack in at the same time.

    Women love a good ballsack pounding
     
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  8. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo sleepy

    Dec 2, 2022
    Why? Do you want to f--- me? Sorry I am taken
     
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  9. BIG MONKEY
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    BIG MONKEY Stanned

    Dec 3, 2022
    Keywords: "think" and "if". Without the first, the absurdity of this claim becomes obvious, since a genuinely hideous man could never hope to be attractive to any woman, let alone most women. And even leaving aside the incurably hideous, the idea that males who are unattractive mainly due to possessing a suite of theoretically changeable disgusting qualities/habits, could realistically change those qualities if only they tried, is a very big "if", since it assumes that free will exists, which of course it doesn't. They're called involuntary celibates for a reason.

    tldr: @jankland will never get laid.
     
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  10. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau OH CANADA

    Dec 3, 2022
    By @jankland ?
     
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  11. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo sleepy

    Dec 3, 2022
    jankland I am so sorry I got you into this mess I was just trying to give people hope
     
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  12. Marshall III
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    Dec 3, 2022
    Shady XV>> Revival
     
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  13. jankland
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    jankland In My Cringe Arc.

    Dec 3, 2022
    Truest thing you've ever said, interested in more of the in-depth analysis of my psyche in the future.
     
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  14. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Dec 3, 2022
    Jank will slay in a year or two, calling it now for 5 points.
     
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  15. StinkyCnter
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    StinkyCnter StinkyCun-ter

    Dec 3, 2022
    Yall really gonna push this b---- to 5k pages huh
     
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  16. BIG MONKEY
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    Dec 3, 2022
    Naw. Like I said before my man $kux finna be a BEAST when he gets out there, and when that happens he sure as h--- ain't about to be slain by no jankland.

    jankland LOL, more like elfinkland. Only time he'll ever be slaying sleighing is with Santa Claus on Christmas Eve helping him deliver presents to all the good little boys and girls in Haiti.
     
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  17. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo sleepy

    Dec 3, 2022
    The darkness consumes me again.
     
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  18. BIG MONKEY
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    Dec 3, 2022
    @RipperRoo72 mirroring my mental state again. Eerie!
     
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  19. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo sleepy

    Dec 3, 2022
    I’m in your mind.
     
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  20. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Dec 3, 2022
    Jank would look good with some huge Haiti's chick, he just needs to know how to work his angle!

    Yeah Suxs is going to be fine man, not worried there.
     
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